The Extra Kobayashi-kun Volume 1 Chapter 2 p36 Translated: Soffey Lyons Do not use without permission. Please remember to support the authors by buying the original releases of licensed translations! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: Character: Dialogue *action notes / background notes [translator's note] ------------------------------------------------------------------- Girls: Kobayashi-kun, you're so cute. Oh, he's like a stuffed animal. His cheeks are also soft. See, his hair is so fluffy. Yamato: Stop it. Girls: Kobayashi-kun's crying. He's so cute. I want to touch. Me too. Me too. Boys: That new Kobayashi is quite popular. I envy him. I wouldn't want it. Or, rather, it's like he's the girls' toy. Fubuki breaks her pencil. ~~~~ Fubuki: Break it up. Girls: I'm sorry. Fubuki thinks: How dare they mess with my Kobayashi-kun. This guy isn't your pet. Narration: Of course, not her's either. Yamato: Fubuki-chan, Fubuki-chan. Yamato: You helped me. Thanks. Fubuki thinks: er Cu cute. Fubuki thinks: I want to pet him all over... I want to hug him, and rub his cheek with mine, and stroke his head, and then, and then...... Narration: Fubuki Kobayashi: for Kobayashi-kun, a most dangerous woman. (laugh) ~~~~~~~~ Narration: -- in other words, for this reason. Chihiro: Cradle robbing means you see something like an elementary school kid in shorts and it drives you nuts? wa ha ha Pervert. Fubuki: Chihiro Kobayashi...... I'm not so bad that I should be treated like a pervert by the likes of you. You sadist. Don't talk about it so lightly. I told you if this gets out you're not getting off easy. Fubuki: You neither Kengo Kobayashi. Kengo: Even though you tell me that....... Kengo thinks: I don't really care. Author: Apologies for all the troubles to all the Kobayashi-san in the country. Note* For some reason they're all 'Kobayashi'. However, including the main Kobayashi, none of them are blood relatives.. Fubuki thinks: Additionally, the day I found out Kobayashi-kun mistakenly thinks that "I like one of these 2 guys"...... Narration: Further self-destruction. Chihiro: I'll have to use this trump card well. Right, Kobayashi. Kengo: I don't care. ... stop including me Kobayashi. ~~~~ Narration: And now, the miraculous 1st year high school student who doesn't know a thing about all of this, Yamato Kobayashi-kun -- Yamato: What should I do. I've got another bad score. Fubuki: W well, you just transferred in Kobayashi-kun. You can't really help it. You really shouldn't. It's not in your best interest. I am the chairman, and the principal did ask me to take care of you. Yamato: Hurray, you'll teach me. Thanks. You're so nice. Fubuki: Which one. Give it here. Narration: Fubuki Kobayashi is abusing her authority. Fubuki thinks: All right. Fubuki: ... It's... amazing you managed to transfer in Kobayashi-kun... Yamato: Yeah. I didn't do well on the entrance exam, but, but, there was an interview, so it was ok. Fubuki thinks: Hmm, is the principal also a cradle robber!? Narration: For some reason she's looking at the reader. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: This problem is also the same as the previous example. Why don't you try? Yamato: Ok. You're smart aren't you. Do you like to study? Fubuki: hmm--... I like it. Yeah. I like studying. Fubuki: It's not really studying things at school, it's that I like putting knowledge into my head. It's like... Fubuki: I'm feeding my brain. Or something. ha ha ha Fubuki thinks: ... suddenly Fubuki: ...I said something strange. Yamato: No. ~~~~ Yamato: Yamato thinks: How cute. Fubuki thinks: er How frustrating. Fubuki: Ah, this exercise is going to be on the test tomorrow Kobayashi-kun!! Oh no!! Yamato: Huh!? Really!? Fubuki: My guesses are accurate. Not that I'm proud of it. Yamato: Oh no. Oh no. We have to tell everyone. Fubuki: Huh? Yamato: Er? No? Fubuki: Well, that's... Yamato: Don't you ever tell them? Fubuki: Not particularly... it's just they're scared so nobody listens. Classmates: -- You should stay away from those 3 Kobayashi -- ~~~~~~~~ Classmates: They each like being by themselves, so just leave them alone. Yamato: ... The ...... Yamato: The chairman says she'll tell us what she thinks is going to be on the test. Classmates: What!? Fubuki: That's... Argh. Classmate: What about this, chairman? Fubuki: That's wrong. Why does this have to happen to me.... Classmate: Over here too, please. Yamato: ...Yea. This Fubuki-chan, she says she's in love with (one of the 2) Kobayashi-kun. I'm blushing. I have to give her my support! Narration: Kobayashi-kun is still mistaken. ~~~~ Kengo thinks: ......... .......... he's following me... Kengo thinks: It's like Choro Q. Narration: Easy to tell. Kengo thinks: Not only that, he keeps causing problems. Student: Ouch. Yamato: Sorry. Kengo thinks: What kind of a guy... Kengo thinks: ...... ...... Not my business. Yamato: Ouch... I've littered all over... Yamato: Kobayashi-kun. Kengo thinks: It's a different Kobayashi. Not me. Yamato: Kengo Kobayashi-kun. Kengo: I can't hear you. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: One's caught. Get it down. Get it down. Yamato: I wonder if there's a ladder. Kengo: ... no, if it's only this ... Kengo: ... and - Yamato: Wow. Bull's eye! Yamato: Impressive! Thanks. Kengo: That's fine now, right. See ya. ~~~~ Yamato: Impressive. You used to be the pitcher for a baseball club? Kengo: ... who'd you hear that from? Yamato: ? Everyone. They say you HALF-KILLED the baseball club adviser back in junior high. Kengo: ...... ...... it's become that kind of thing.... If I'd thought about everyone avoiding me...... Yamato: It's ok. It's ok. It's just a rumor. A rumor. I don't believe it. Kengo: -- The story's been exaggerated, but it's not the case that it's completely wrong. Kengo: The persons involved don't care anymore, but others just won't forget. -- That kind of story. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: ... Kengo-kun, everyone misunderstands you. You’re such a nice guy. However, you look scary. Kengo: ... leave off. Yamato: Aren't you lonely by yourself? Kengo: I'm not good at teamwork. Yamato: What about baseball!? Don't you do that anymore!? Kengo: No, I don't. I'm not interested in anything now! Yamato: ... I'm interested in you. Yamato: I'm a bit embarrassed. Kengo: ............... what a strange guy. ~~~~ Yamato: Wow. Wow. Kengo-kun's a nice person. I wonder if he's the Kobayashi-kun that Fubuki likes. Or if it's......... Chihiro: You're asking what I think of the chairman? I like her. Yamato: Really!? Truly!? Chihiro-kun. Wow. Chihiro: Of course. I like all mankind. Chihiro: It's just that they all dislike me for some reason. Narration: Philanthropy. Only it's a one way street. Chihiro: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Narration: That's a problem Chihiro-kun. Yamato: It's probably because you tease everyone!? Chihiro: That sounds bad. It's how I express my love. Yamato: Ow. Ow. What. What!? Chihiro: I found a premature white hair. Can I pull it out? Yamato: Don't hurt me. Aren't you lonely by yourself all the time!? ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Ow. Chihiro: Oh, sorry. Sorry. It was still black. I saw it wrong. And I pulled out a whole bunch. Yamato: I can't take anymore!! Chihiro-kun you idiot. Chihiro: Come here. Come here. Now, now. It's lonely by yourself... Yeah - Chihiro: - Basically, I'm an only child, so I've been alone for a long time. I can't identify with that sort of thing. Yamato: ... Chihiro-kun ... Yamato: I've also been alone. Let's be friends. Ok!? Chihiro: I'd be glad to. Yamato: Wah. Fubuki-chan. He did this to me. Label: Stupid. Fubuki: Can't you learn from experience!? Didn't I tell you to stay away from Chihiro Kobayashi!? ~~~~ Yamato thinks: It's just that everyone misunderstands those 3, but I think they're all really nice people. But Chihiro-kun is scary... ... no! I shouldn't judge people from surface appearances. He probably doesn't express himself well and is bad at making friends. Yeah. Yamato thinks: ... thinking about it that way. It's Chihiro-kun. Yamato thinks: So he doesn't find me. Wah, it's really scary. Girl: Please go out with me. Yamato thinks: Wow. Wow. It's a confession scene. It's the first time I've seen one. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato thinks: I see. Chihiro-kun's cool isn't he. I wonder what he'll do... Chihiro: If you rabbit hop around the athletic field 3 times I'll go out with you. Yamato thinks: --! How cruel...! Chihiro: And so... ~~~~ Yamato: What are you saying. Apologize!! Yamato: There are [better] ways to give a refusal, right!? That's cruel!! How dare you put it like that. Chihiro: - In reply to your statement, Kobayashi-kun, if she really does make 3 laps I'm prepared to go out with her. There's no need to apologize. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Then...... then I'll do it!! If I rabbit hop around the athletic field 3 times than apologize to her. Chihiro: - I certainly hear you. Students: Huh.... What...? ~~~~ Students: What's the ruckus? They say someone's rabbit hopping around the athletic field. Who? The transfer student in 1-A? Students: Oh! I know him. That small kid called Kobayashi! Let's go see. Why was it again? Seems he had an argument with someone. Fubuki: Move!! Get out of the way!! Students: Don't push. Ouch. Fubuki: You're in the way. Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun ...? Students: How far has he hopped now? He's still got a ways. It seems he plans on 3 laps, but he's barely to 1. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: Chihiro Kobayashi! What did you do to Kobayashi-kun!? Chihiro: - Hey, that sounds bad. You look perturbed. Chihiro: Just so you know, it was his own suggestion. It's because he sticks his nose into other people's business. Stupid kid. Fubuki: ... then I'll ask you. How many other people will interfere with you? Yamato: ... ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. My legs hurt. ~~~~ Yamato: , I've still got a lap to go. Yamato thinks: Looking at it this way, the athletic field is really large. It's like I haven't been making any progress. My legs are beat, like I'm becoming immobile. Yamato thinks: I ... I guess I was too optimistic. I'm always doing this. Classmates: Wah. It really is Kobayashi-kun. Really. Why!? Who's making Kobayashi do this!? How dare they be mean to (?)-> a little kid!! Sign: 1-A has finally arrived. Classmates: No. Poor thing. Look's like it's Chihiro Kobayashi's fault. ..... ..... Students: I can't watch. - ah, he fell again. He's such a dullard. He keeps falling down and taking breaks; not making any progress at all. H hey!! Stupid. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato thinks: Ah, my legs hurt. No, no, I have to keep trying. Fubuki thinks: Kobayashi-kun. Kobayashi-kun. How pitiable... Yamato thinks: Half way there! Keep trying. Keep trying. Chihiro thinks: He really is an idiot. If you notice that someone is going to make trouble for you, you should just watch them from far away so they won't involve you. Chihiro thinks: The sensible people all do that. Everyone around me now does that. - Just like we do now. - ~~~~ Girl: Uh, um, ... Kobayashi ... san. Fubuki thinks: ? What is it at a time like this. Yamato: Students: Huh? He's stopped moving. Do your best! Kobayashi-kun. It's his limit huh? He's still got another lap. That's not it. Students: Hey, it's the A-gumi chairman. Wonder if she'll put a "Doctor's Stop" to it. Fubuki: ... Kobayashi-kun ... Yamato: Can't yet. Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun, um... Yamato: Leave me be. I have to keep trying. Yamato thinks: If I don't, that girl... Fubuki: It's enough. Yamato: No. I'm going to keep trying. Ignore me. Fubuki: .... that's not it. That girl ... ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: ... she said, "It's a problem that he's doing that." "It's embarrassing, please stop." Yamato: -- ... Ok ... Yamato: ... I guess it would be ... Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun... Yamato: For her, I'm just a nuisance. Fubuki: That's not it, um... Yamato: For some reason I ... always butt in without thinking about it. Fubuki: ... Kobayashi-kun ...! ~~~~ Fubuki: Why don't we go to the nurse's office? Can you stand? Grab my shoulder. Yamato: Uh, I can't stand up. Kengo: Give him here. Fubuki: Oh. Drat. Yamato: Huh!? Kengo-kun. Kengo: Hold still. Fubuki: I want the strength of a man. Chihiro: hmm Yamato: Everyone's looking. How embarrassing. Kengo: What's with that now. I said stop struggling. I'll drop you. Kengo: ... you did great. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: You're like a dad. Narration: They're the same age. Kengo: ... don't ... do that Kobayashi... Yamato: It'd be nice if Kengo-kun is the one Fubuki-chan thinks about. I'm sure Chihiro-kun is also a nice person, but it'd be too bad if she had a rough time. Narration: The dreaming Kobayashi-kun. Yamato: Alright. Kengo-kun passes. Kengo: ? Narration: By the way, of course this guy fails. Chihiro: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Doesn't hurt me a bit. Classmate: You say Chihiro Kobayashi apologized to that girl!? Chihiro: How rude. What's so surprising. ~~~~ Fubuki: You running a fever or something. You humbled yourself before someone!? You don't fool me. Classmates: Right. Right. Chihiro: You guys... Chihiro: That rabbit hop thing, that was a leading question. Her reaction to my response was important to me. Chihiro: If it made her burst out laughing, Girl: gya ha ha Always joking. Chihiro: or burst out crying. There's probably some girls who would get mad like Kobayashi-kun. Of course, I think a spirited girl who'd attempt the rabbit hop would also be interesting. Girl: What-. I'll do it, whether 3 laps or 10 laps-. Yamato thinks: Ah... Yamato: Chihiro-kun... Yamato: Uh, um. I'm sorry! I didn't notice that that was why... It hurt didn't it? ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: Too bad Kobayashi-kun. After 1 more lap we would have been going out together. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yamato: Uh... Narration: You're fearsome! Chihiro-kun!! Classmate: If they rabbit hop for 3 laps he doesn't care which gender!? Yamato: - Chihiro-kun, you can hit me! If you don't I won't feel satisfied! Hit me!! Just pow. Chihiro: Well, what nice service. ...... well, well, oh my. Classmate: Are you sane Kobayashi-kun. Fubuki: ~~~~ Fubuki: Kobayashi, What are you doing. Chihiro: Drat. Narration: Permanent marker. Classmates: Kengo: Stupid... with this the chairman's made it rather obvious... Fubuki: You brute. Chihiro: You going to get in the way of my fun. Classmates: That's funny. It really tickles my funny bone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I had no idea the chairman was this kind of girl. I mean really. The chairman really likes Kobayashi-kun. Fubuki: Huh? Huh? Classmate: I thought it was rather suspicious, and as expected... Kengo: See. Forget this. Classmate: How unexpected. There really are cradle robbers. Chihiro: That was my trump card. Classmate: Kya ha ha You shouldn't say that. ~~~~~~~~ Classmate: The chairman really likes Kobayashi-kun. Fubuki: N... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee No, that's not right. Fubuki thinks: That's bad!! Kobayashi-kun's going to find out the truth. Stop. Have mercy. Anything but that... Fubuki: Th the "Kobayashi" that I like is ... actually this one. ~~~~ Classmates: ......!! Yamato: Th ... that one ... Fubuki: hm? Yamato: People have various tastes, but... Fubuki-chan ... That's- Yamato's crying. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: too much!! That's the one that failed. Fubuki: D Dang it!! I got the wrong one. Kobayashi-kun. Chihiro: ...... He ... didn't like it... Chihiro: I see. He dislikes me that much... Classmates: Wonder why he's fooled by such an obvious excuse. Yeah. Fubuki: You jerk! You were standing there a moment ago. you ran away!? Narration: She intended to grab the safe Kobayashi. Kengo: ... who cares. Please don't involve me anymore... Narration: That's the reason Kobayashi-kun. "Te ke te ke" run till chapter 3! Kobayashi-kun!! (laugh) Yamato: My muscles are sore from yesterday!! I I can't run anymore,N coach. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do not use this translation without permission! Find more translations at: http://www.zaha.net/shoujo/morio/kobayashi/kobayashi.html -------------------------------------------------------------------