The Extra Kobayashi-kun Volume 1 Chapter 3 p68 Translated: Soffey Lyons Do not use without permission. Please remember to support the authors by buying the original releases of licensed translations! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: Character: Dialogue [translator's note] ------------------------------------------------------------------- Fubuki thinks: Cute cheeks. Yamato: Really? Truly? Fubuki thinks: Hands like autumn leaves. Yamato: Wow, incredible. Fubuki thinks: I want you to turn that adorable smile towards me, Kobayashi-kun. Yamato: You called? Sign: Yamato 150cm Fubuki thinks: I can't stand it. Narration: Fubuki Kobayashi: as always a wicked woman. You a reprobate? Sign: Fubuki 167cm ~~~~ Fubuki thinks: At the moment, these heated thoughts haven't been exposed to him. Alright!! Classmates: My goodness dear, it's a cradle robber. A cradle robber! Disgraceful. A woman with a taste for young boys. Narration: -- to her intended only. Yamato: Hey, hey Fubuki-chan. Fubuki-chan. Fubuki: Huh!? What? Yamato: Sorry about yesterday. I, um, thought about it all night. Narration: Certainly it hasn't been exposed, instead- Narration: - there's a large misunderstanding. Yamato: I think I can give you my blessing for the thing with Chihiro-kun. Be happy. Fubuki-thinks: Why has it come to this. Narration: Ah, a scream. -- Which means... right, that guy. (laugh) ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: Aren't you the one who said if I had an interesting book to loan it to you, Kobayashi-kun!! Sign: Chihiro 177cm Chihiro: So which book would you like!? Book: Confession from Hell My throat... My thirst won't stop... "In this way I killed 70 women" Book: Bizarre. Pitfalls of the City Super cult spot guide book Expert!! Yamato: Neither one. I feel like poison's seeping from the books. Don't let it touch me. Chihiro: They're both so interesting you won't be able to sleep. Yamato: Noooooooooo. Chihiro: ...... That's how things are. That's ok. After all, someone like me, hated by everyone in the class... Yamato: Chihiro-kun!? Yamato thinks: Oh no! I'd decided I was going to get along!! For Fubuki-chan as well. Narration: Risking his life. Yamato: I'll borrow both of them Chihiro-kun. Chihiro: Then here's a present. Do you want the big basket or the little basket? Yamato: Argh!! A new trap, again. ~~~~ Yamato: ... and so, and so Kengo-kun. There's the example of the greedy old man, right? I was going to turn it around on him like that. I... Kengo: ...... Sign: Kengo 179cm Yamato: ...tried picking the the big basket. ...Was it a failure? Kengo: Why is he attaching himself to me...? I keep saying leave me out of it... Narration: Incidentally, The small basket: Nose glasses. Kengo: ......you Kengo: should leave Chihiro Kobayashi alone if you can't handle him? Yamato: !! Wha...! No!! You just can't leave people out!! Yamato: The 4 of us are all fortuitously "Kobayashi". We've got to get along. We've got to!! Ok!? Yamato: Then, so, my regards to you as well, Kengo-kun!! Kengo: ...so you won't leave me alone either... ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki thinks: Because we're "Kobayashi"...? What's he fussing about? If I don't do something!! Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun misunderstands the relationship between me and the sadist Kobayshi!! Chihiro: You sowed the seeds, right? Chairman. It's fine with me either way. Fubuki: That's because you're rubbing it in for fun. You know how things really are. That Kobayashi as well, you should help stop him!! Arrow: That one. Kengo: Why should I... The whole class knows about your crush. Kengo: Furthermore, if you confessed to him, wouldn't the misunderstanding melt away? Narration: Correct argument. Fubuki thinks: ......it's true. I see. Chihiro: Hey, you spoke more than a single word. First time I've heard that. Kengo: .... ~~~~ Fubuki: Kengo Kobayashi! Aren't you desperately liked by Kobayashi-kun! Narration: Jealousy. Fubuki: What did you do. Chihiro: Say, that's right. Unfair. Kengo: Who knows. Fubuki: Sadist Kobayashi likes him when he falls [for a prank]. Drat. Chihiro: But his reactions are the best. Oooh, that tearful face, I can't stand it. Chihiro: However, Kengo Kobayashi is the one that's liked. Fubuki: So what!! You're the one that's a problem Chihiro Kobayashi!! Kengo: W... wait a sec. Isn't this strange. Fubuki: What is!? Kengo: But, Kengo: why are the 3 of us gathered together? Kengo: See. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: ...weird. Us of all people? Kengo: Try remembering us before. Fubuki: ......I remember. What am I doing? Kengo: Then... that being the case. Farewell. Fubuki: Hey! Don't ever talk about Kobayashi-kun and my problem again. I repeat. Kengo: Same to you. Kobayashi 3 thinking: I see. If I'd thought about things being strange recently, it's [because of] him. Since Kobayashi-kun came, all of us have been thrown off-kilter. ~~~~ Sign: The next day. Yamato: Fubuki-chan. Yamato: What's been going on today? Was there some business...... Fubuki thinks: Oh no. Confessing is too embarrassing. Yamato: ...... Yamato: Wonder what's up? Uh, hey, hey Kengo kun. Fubuki-chan's strange, a while ago... Kengo: ...sorry, I'm in a hurry so... Yamato: Huh? ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Chihiro-kun won't meet my eyes either... ...... huh...? Fubuki thinks: I can't confess. Students: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Violent woman. Fubuki thinks: I had no idea.... All the girls in the world fight this fear on Valentine's Day. I understand now! Classmates: Hey chairman, after young boys again today? Good luck. Fubuki thinks: Drat. The dignity of the chairman has been undermined. ~~~~ Fubuki thinks: If only it was more normal love, not this love for a young boy. Classmate: Hey, cradle-robber. Fubuki thinks: I'm so ashamed... I'm a slut... Fubuki: Wait a sec...... Classmate:...huh? Fubuki: If I think about it... ... I'm not a cradle-robber...? Isn't Kobayashi-kun the same age... Fubuki: Fubuki: IT'S A NORMAL HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S CUTE CRUSH ON A BOY IN HER CLASS! What's unusual about this you guys!? Classmates: ...No, Nothing absurd at all. Narration: But the perspective is strange. Fubuki: That's cleared up!! I'm going. Classmates: Wait. Wait. Isn't this case different? She's deceiving herself. Deceiving herself alright. ~~~~~~~~ Classmate: Kobayashi-kun, do you like chocolate? Yamato: Yeah. I love it. Classmate: Then put out your hand. Classmates: Hmm, you look depressed. What's up? Are you ok? Yamato: Um. Classmates: Then I'll give you some especially good ones. Here. There, there. Classmates: What's this? These have alcohol in them. That's bad. Shhhh. I want to see what will happen. Yamato thinks: I wonder if I did something wrong to those 3. Maybe they finally hate me because I'm always annoying them. Yamato: .... uh-uh!! Yamato thinks: No. No, I've got to cheer up!! I love Fubuki-chan. <-[Narration: Not a deep meaning.] I'm going to work on my friendship with Chihiro-kun. Narration: An unnecessary care, Kobayashi-kun! Book: Traps of the World What&Why Library Chihiro thinks: Oh my... This is again...... ~~~~ Chihiro thinks: Here I'd finally left him alone and he's coming to me. Hey. Idiot. Yamato: Uh, um Chihiro-kun... It's about Fubuki-chan... Chihiro: ......... Yamato: Chihiro: !! Chihiro thinks: I can't stand it. The fear in his eyes. Yamato: Maybe I've been a bit careless. Narration: Kobayashi-kun has learned a bit! Good for him! (laugh) Fubuki: Yamato Kobayashi-kun. Yamato: Ah. Fubuki-cha... Chihiro: Drat. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: Come here. Yamato: Huh? Yamato: ? ? What's up Fubuki-chan. My eyes are spinning. Fubuki: I want to clear up a misunderstanding! Ok, so listen. Recently when I said the Kobayashi-kun I like... Yamato: ? Fubuki thinks: Er, he's cute. Fubuki: The... the one I like... Chihiro: Yep, that's me. Fubuki: He materialized. Yamato: ? And so ... what? ~~~~ Chihiro: I'm so loved. I'm at a loss. "I'll rabbit hop too!" Yeah, right. I'm beaten. Right, honey. Fubuki: Yamato: ...... Really. ? Fubuki: What are you trying to do!! You promised not to interfere. Chihiro: Could you let this delicious situation slip by!? I can't!! I can't do it!! Fubuki: Cut it out!! You pervert!! Classmate: What the... Chihiro: Cradle robber. Fubuki: What are you saying in front of Kobayashi-kun. Yamato: Sto... W wai... You two... Fubuki: Who cares about that. Chihiro: You shouldn't have given me an opening. Yamato: Stop it!! Stop it. Come on!! Fubuki: Furthermore, you're always causing nothing but trouble for other people. Chihiro: There's no reason for you to be talking about it. Classmates: Right on. Get 'em. Get 'em. Yamato: Ah. Kengo-kun. Kengo: Er. Narration: Found him. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Stop those 2. Come on, please! Kengo: -- Who cares! I don't want to get mixed up with you guys anymore! Yamato remembering: -- don't want... -- -- I don't want to... That kid -- -- and that's all. Yamato: ...... ...don't... ...don't go... ~~~~ Yamato: Don't, don't go! Don't argue!! Yamato: Why? Let's get along, ok. It's not right. That kind of thing isn't right. Don't...... ~~~~~~~~ Yamato cries and runs off. Fubuki: ......... ......... something... Was it that terrible of a fight...? Chihiro: Got me? Kengo: ......... Classmates: That kid was strange? Ah! See. He's finally been caught in the Bermuda Triangle trap! That would make him go strange. Chihiro: The Bermuda trap...? I don't remember setting such a fun trap yet.... Fubuki: Idiot. Classmates: ...Ah! Was it that? Maybe! The brandied chocolates!? ~~~~ Chihiro: So it's alcohol! That would explain it. He was rather vulnerable. Kengo: After him! He was quite strange! It's dangerous to take our eyes off him!! Classmates: What about class? We'll skip it. We'll skip it. No fear if the entire A-gumi skips. Chihiro: He was saying strange things. Hey. Fubuki: Speaking of which, Kobayashi-kun strangely hates for anyone to be alone. Yeah. Kengo: ......... it looks like... he also hates for people to quarrel. Yamato's crying. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato thinks: ... I'm hungry. Yamato's stuffing his face. Yamato: These are good. I'll eat another one. Yamato thinks: Why won't anyone understand... You can't leave people out. Everyone has to get along. Yamato: Wow. Yamato thinks: I feel fabulous. Yamato: Huh? What's that? ~~~~ Yamato thinks: A balloon...... ... I have to go ger it... Yamato: .......... have to, I have to go ger it. Oof, all together. Sign: 2nd floor Yamato: Oof er? Iz dangrous. Be carful. Narration: You're the one who should be. Yamato: Oof. Oof. Yamato: Oof. Yamato thinks: The balloon. Yamato thinks: What nice weather. A blue sky, just like that day... ~~~~~~~~ Yamato thinks: There're four balloons. Yamato thinks: The daddy balloon. The mommy balloon. The big sister balloon. They all- Yamato thinks: They all flew away. Voices: Are they ok!? The kid's still breathing! Yamato thinks: Just mine is caught in that place. Fubuki: There he is!! Up. Up. Classmates: Come down. Fubuki: What are you doing Kobayashi-kun. Yamato: Huh? ~~~~ Yamato: Shur up!! I'm goin' t' ger the bloon. Yamato: I'm goin' ger it. Classmates: A balloon...? Where...? ... he's drunk... enough to be seeing things... He's drunk... Narration: Impressive Kobayashi-kun. Chihiro: A thoroughly entertaining guy. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Gorra ger th' bloon. Voices: ... saying because of how much of the inheritance we're getting... With *that* attached to it, it'll be trouble. Yamato: The bloon. Voices: Come now, won't it be nice. If we just think of him as a little 'extra'. Yamato: ... if I'd died compleely... Classmate: ...What? Yamato: If I go to heaven I- won' be an 'extra' anymore. Classmates: He said "heaven"... Isn't he a bit disturbed!? An 'extra'? ~~~~ Yamato: Ba-loo-n. Classmates: Farther than that's dangerous. Stop it Kobayashi-kun. Chihiro's all excited. Classmate: Call a teacher. Chihiro's blowing up a paper bag. Yamato: ...... Yamato's crying. Narration: Looks like the imaginary balloon also popped (laugh). Fubuki: What kind of heartless stunt- Chihiro: That was great. Great. Classmate: Kobayashi you sadist!! ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Waah. Iz no goor anymore. Iz no goor. I'm juz an 'extra'. Classmate: He said an 'extra' again... Yamato: If I don' go to heaven, I'm stuck bein' an 'extra'. Classmate: What? Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun!! I love you!! Yamato: !? ~~~~ Yamato: ...love? Fubuki: Whether you're an 'extra' or whatever, I'll always love you!! Classmates: Nice one chairman. Hey cradle robber. Fubuki: Drat it all. Shut up. Be quiet. Classmates: We all love you too. So come on down. Fubuki: Argh. I finally confessed and it's become meaningless. Kengo: ......... ~~~~~~~~ Kengo: Kobayashi, even with 'extras', sometimes you hit and sometimes you miss. Yamato: ? Kengo: You're a *hit*. Come down. Classmate: In this class there are 4 "Kobayashi"? Yamato: You 3 promise not to fight anymore? Kobayashi 3: ......I promise. ~~~~ Yamato: Very good. Yamato thinks: Do you know? Yamato collapses. Classmates: Kobayashi-kun look out. Yamato thinks: If you put all the names together like this- Insert: Kengo Kobayashi Chihiro Kobayashi Fubuki Kobayashi Yamato Kobayashi Kengo: Why you- That was dangerous. Fubuki: In the nick of time. Sca scary. Narration: <- Of course, he doesn't move. Yamato thinks: - see, it's like we're truly siblings. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato thinks: Fubuki-chan, I was happy about the lunch. Fubuki: You can have this. Yamato thinks: I was truly, truly happy. Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun's sleeping. How cute. Kengo: We can't match him. Yamato thinks: Me too, I love all of you. I'm glad I'm "Kobayashi". Fubuki: S so then, what should I do? ~~~~ Classmate: If you just wait it'll be fine. It'll be ok. Fubuki: I I understand. Ok. Narration: Incidentally, as promised... Classmates: My goodness chairman, you're so cute. Makes you want to help her, right. Fubuki thinks: Kobayashi-kun... Narration: Fubuki Kobayashi's confession has not yet made it through to her intended. Classmates: Hey Kobayashi-kun, would you split these madeleine amongst you 4 Kobayashi? Yamato: Sure. I love sweets. Classmates: The 4 are different sizes. Simple. You say we can tell by that who Kobayashi-kun likes best? Yamato: ......... ......... Um. Yamato: Here you go Fubuki-chan. Fubuki: Th thanks. Yamato: Here's a madeleine for you too Chihiro-kun. Fubuki: ......... Narration: The middle sized one. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: Huh...? Then the big one, the big one......... Perhaps... Yamato: ... Here you go, Kengo-kun. Fubuki: I lost to a boy. I lost to a boy. I lost to a boy. Chihiro: Hiya! Mine's the smallest isn't it!! Fubuki: Watch out for next time!! Kengo-kun. I'll definitely beat you!! Kengo: What's with you... If you want it, take it. I don't care for sweets. Yamato: No. It's because Kengo-kun's body is the biggest. Chihiro: Really? The shrimp's is bigger than mine? How strange. Well, I'll take it. Yamato: Nooooooooo. Narration: There's troubled times ahead Kobayashi-kun! "Te ke te ke" do your best Kobayashi-kun! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do not use this translation without permission! Find more translations at: http://www.zaha.net/shoujo/morio/kobayashi/kobayashi.html -------------------------------------------------------------------