The Extra Kobayashi-kun Volume 1 Chapter 5 p132 Translated: Soffey Lyons Do not use without permission. Please remember to support the authors by buying the original releases or licensed translations! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: Character: Dialogue [translator's note] ------------------------------------------------------------------- Yamato: Nnn. Yamato swings. Classmates: !? Fubuki: Don't help him! Classmates: Chairman, We can't watch him. Fubuki thinks: As usual, he has a strange swing. Fubuki: If Kengo Kobayashi can't stand to watch the way Kobayashi-kun is, he might participate in the Class Match. Sign: It's working. (laugh) Fubuki: -- he's so sentimental! ~~~~ The Extra Kobayashi-kun Narration: It's the Class Match. It's a sports meet. It's a festival. ~~~~~~~~ Narration: Boys: baseball. Girls: volleyball. Just win the competition amongst the 5 classes, A-E-gumi. What? Right. It's not hard to say. Narration: However, 1-A is after- Medal: Goode Child Narration: - the principal's handmade Good Child Medals!! Narration: For that they need to win and to have everyone in the class participate. Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun's been dejected lately hasn't he. ~~~~ Fubuki: I wonder why? Do YOU know why, Kengo-kun? Hmm? Hmm? Kengo: ...stop calling me that. ...... who knows. Fubuki: Going to leave it at "who knows" huh! It's because YOU MADE HIM CRY, isn't it Kengo Kobayashi. Hikage: Is it ok to say that sort of thing? Chairman. Poor guy. Fubuki: I don't care. Hmph. Appealing to his guilt is all part of the plan. Narration: <- Auditory hallucination. (laugh) Auditory hallucination: Ha-ha. You made a little kid cry. Kengo: Darn it. Fubuki thinks: It has nothing to do with whatever happened to him back in his baseball club. Fubuki is going to try her best to give Kobayashi-kun a Good Child Medal. Narration: Enamored. ... hasn't your character changed a bit? Fubuki Kobayashi...... Yamato: I want a medal. Narration: -- However, there's one more impediment to 1-A Chihiro: Question 9! ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: In the E**me province, famous for it's mikan, in even the normal houses one of the two faucets- [Translator's note: mikan = a type of orange] Clock: Tick tock tick tock. Yamato: Um. Um. Chihiro: -runs Po** juice. True or false? Yamato: Tr... true!? Chihiro: Ern. False. Masami: You jerk. Device: Click. Narration: Applying low frequency voltage. Yamato: Chihiro: You got it wrong again. Too bad Kobayashi-kun. Classmates: Un unfair Chihiro Kobayashi!! You're just asking questions that confuse the unsophisticated Kobayashi-kun. Right! Right!! Chihiro: My, I did promise to participate in the Class Match if he beats the quiz, right? I'm fine either way? But he has gotten the wrong answer 9 times in a row. Yamato: It... it's ok everyone. I'll keep trying. Ok. Then we can all get Good Child Medals. Classmate: Kobayashi-kun ...... I'm touched... Chihiro: Alright, I'll give you question 10!! Masami Morio is actually a man by the name of Morio Masami!! True or false!? Yamato: True!? Masami: Why you-- Yamato: Narration: ...this contest will be endless. (laugh) Masami: Thanks to all my assistants for the quiz ideas. ~~~~ Fubuki: That jerk, Chihiro Kobayashi. Attack!! Classmate: Calm down Chairman. Fubuki: If he gets someone worse than him, he walks all over them. That demon. Classmates: We can win! That was a great attack! Classmates: But-- On the other hand, even though we don't know which way Chihiro Kobayashi will jump, there is a chance so it's ok. Yeah. So the problem really is- that Kobayashi with the baseball trauma. Yamato remembers: I'm sick of it! Never talk to me again. Yamato thinks: ... Kengo-kun. Are you mad? You're mad aren't you. I'm sure I made you remember something awful. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yamato thinks: ... I wonder if he won't talk to me anymore... I'm sor... Yamato thinks: Uh-uh! It's not that. It's ok. I'm sure that we'll be able to make up after a while. I'll try hard. I'll try hard. ~~~~~~~~ Hikage: ! ......! Chairman! It's them! I told you about it before!? I said there's some strange guys here. Look. Look. See...! Those weird glances... Fubuki: Hm? Classmate: They're spying on our practice again...! Quadruplets: Fubuki: ...yeah, them huh? Fubuki: They're the Satou quadruplets from 1-E. Narration: Briefly. Fubuki: Hikage, didn't you know? Classmates: After all this time, what are you saying? They always come to scope us out. They're so obvious. As always, they stand out. The famous quadruplet sports fanatics, right? Even their brains are muscle. Don't worry! They're just supporting characters! Narration: The supporting characters. Sign: (4) Yoji Yoji: ... aren't they looking this way or something? Hmm, Ichiji. Sign: (1) Ichiji Ichiji: Hmph... They've come to fear our aura. Sign: (2) Niji Niji: ... really? It seemed like they were laughing at us but... what do you think? Sanji. Sign: (3) Sanji Sanji: Shouldn't we be getting around to... practicing rather than reconnoitering. Narration: He's correct. Quadruplets: ...even though they're our opponents, they have good teamwork. Darn it! Their practice is paying off... We in E-gumi are in trouble!? Can't we throw them out of whack some how!? Exactly! If we can find their weak point... Narration: And yet, for the time being they're the bad guys. ~~~~ Ichiji: What the...!? Ichiji: You bunch of imbeciles!! Fly to the farthest extent of the heavens. Younger brothers: Argh. Brother!? Ichiji: And you call yourselves sportsmen!! What's good about winning an unfair contest!? Younger brothers: Sorry. Sorry, Ichiji. So please don't hit us. Quadruplets: We'll do our best under our own power!! The Good Child Medals will belong to E-gumi. Ichiji: So do you understand, my brothers!! Narration: ... sorry that they're tiresome bad guys. Narration: Never mind the Satou brothers of E-gumi, the members of 1-A are daily energizing themselves. ~~~~~~~~ Narration: -- with that, finally, the day before the Class Match: Classmates: Today's the last day for morning practice. I'm impressed we've all persisted. Yamato: Yeah... oh. ... Yamato: Wait, ball. Uh, pardon me. Yamato: Par- Yamato: -- Ke......!! Yamato remembers: Never talk to me again! ~~~~ Classmates: And then- Kengo thinks: Er, what? Kengo: Oh... the ball. Yamato: Yamato runs off. Kengo: What're you doing......! Fubuki: Shut up! You traumatized jerk. You made Kobayashi-kun cry again. However long you spend cringing around something in your past Fubuki: is it something you can't relinquish even though you're making someone uninvolved cry!? Then stay that way your whole life!! ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: I won't ask you anymore!! Classmate: Wai... Chairman, don't get mad. Fubuki: ...... I'm sorry. I'm sorry... This is the worst... Fubuki: I'm not giving up on the medals till the very end. Worst case, we have to win even if it's just the girls... Fubuki thinks: If that's the case, I'll give my medal to Kobayashi-kun. Kengo thinks: My battery partner, Tsuyoshi Kojima, was a long time close friend. And I broke his left eardrum. ~~~~ Kengo thinks: And yet neither he nor the team blamed me. Kojima: Come on back. Kengo thinks: Blaming me would have made it easier. I didn't know how to make amends other than by quitting baseball. Kengo thinks: So, I made it impossible for me to return, and left. Kengo thinks: I ran away. Yamato: Chihiro: Guess who!! Yamato: !? ~~~~~~~~ Sign: Teardrop. Chihiro: My goodness Kobayashi-kun, you're a crybaby. You're just so sentimental. Yamato: Chihiro-kun, would you quit already. No. No. No more. Yamato: Ack!? What are you doing!? !! Chihiro: There's a penalty for crybabies. Yamato: What's the trap!! Yamato: I'm not crying!! Chihiro: Really? I know. [What] with you being disliked by Kengo-kun. Chihiro: Kobayashi-kun......? Yamato: -- -- I don't like you. ~~~~ Yamato: *Chihiro-kun* I hate you! Yamato: See ya. I'm not even, not even going to invite you to play baseball with me anymore. So there. Yamato: Idiot. Yamato runs off crying. Chihiro: ...... See, you're crying. Yamato: Waaa. Hikage-kun. Hikage: Wh what is it Kobayashi-kun? What happened? Sign: Hug me. Students: How bold. These two....? ~~~~~~~~ Narration: And so the day of the Class Match. Students: The 2nd match- Billboard: lok 3rd year block Classmates: A-gumi, fight!! Yeah!! Fubuki: Ok!! Let's go for it!! Yamato: Fubuki-chan you're cool. Students: What's with that class!? It's 1-A. Wow. ~~~~ Principal: Everyone's excited. Box: Goode Child Medals Label: Principal Principal: It was worth it to spend all night making the Good Child Medals. Teacher: All night? Um... Quadruplets: Ichiji- How frustrating. Oooh!! What is it!? That A-gumi is so into it. Darn it. Signs: 2nd Year Girls 1st Year Girls 4th match 3rd match 2nd match 1st match Classmates: Boys and Girls are both competing in the first matches. Huh? Too bad. I wanted to go cheer them on. Well, if we think of it as trying hard together, it's fine. Ok. Both of us better not lose. Aim high!! Let's win, both boys and girls. Good Child Medals for everyone in the class. Yamato: Everyone, let's do it without worrying about the medals. Classmates: Huh? Kobayashi-kun!? That statement now is- Yamato: I'll be happy, really, if we all have fun working together. Hikage: Kobayashi-kun's saying that but... Fubuki: I haven't given up yet! ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: Everyone, if you spot Kengo Kobayashi and Chihiro Kobayashi, don't take your eyes off them! Fubuki: Even if it's just for one minute! We'll get them to participate in the competition!! Yamato: I've got to try hard. Classmate: Alright! Kobayashi-kun, do your best. Yamato: Ok. Umpire: Strike one! Classmate: Assistant chairman, didn't you teach him? Hikage: The chairman would've been ticked. If he's lucky he'll hit it... Yamato: Figures. I can't hit. Voice: Don't close your eyes stupid. Yamato: Oh! I see. I'm closing my eyes! ~~~~ Voice: Put your hands together. Widen your stance. Yamato: Ok. I understand. Like this? ... Hm? Yamato thinks: Huh? Voice: Get ready. Keep your eye on the ball till the bat hits it. Yamato thinks: Uh- Yamato thinks: huhhhh? J just now- The voice just now. Classmates: He ... he hit it!! Classmates: You hit it. You hit it!! Kobayashi-kun!! Impressive. Yamato: Ke Kengo-kun!? Kengo-kun was just here. Classmate: Huh? Narration: They're celebrating like they've won!! Umpire: He's out... Um, guys.... Classmates: What!? Kengo Kobayashi!? After him someone. Yamato: He came... He came ...............! Wow...! ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Kengo-kun really is nice. Classmates: --gone! Right. Fubuki Spikes. Classmates: I'm in love. Chairman you're cool. Classmates: Incredible... Ok. Go for it. Fubuki: Alright. We've won this set. Classmate: At this rate it looks like the girls will be carrying A-gumi...! Quadruplets: Sign: (1) Ichiji. Ichiji: Ergh! Way to go! A-gumi... Younger brothers: Ichiji said that but-- even so.. He likes winning first place more than any of us. Ex exactly. Younger brothers: The Good Child Medals... I want to give one to Ichiji- Yeah. Ichiji: Hm! I'm fired up!! Younger brothers: What's the secret to A-gumi's power? If we knew their AchillesEheel... ~~~~ Chihiro: Shall I tell you A-gumi's weak point? Younger brothers: Wh who the!? Chihiro: -- a passing altruist. Narration: Presaging further --troubles for the Class Match. Kengo thinks: ......... I've paid back what I owed. Kengo thinks: I've no more business here. Today's about... Chihiro: Kengo-kun. Chihiro: Let's play baseball together. Teach me baseball. Kengo: ... why are you attaching yourself to me...? ...doesn't resemble him!! ~~~~~~~~ Kengo: ...You're not going to participate in the Class Match? Chihiro: If a certain person doesn't participate, it doesn't matter which road I travel. I'm a free man, not forcing anyone. I just go with the flow in a pleasing direction. Chihiro: You sure you're fine? Kengo thinks: This guy... Chihiro: Kobayashi-kun's waiting for you Kengo-kun. You're so popular. Kengo: ......Kobayashi. Chihiro: Hm? Narration: Counter attack from before. Kengo: ...you're jealous of me aren't you. ~~~~ Kengo thinks: ... I win. Chihiro: --...... Classmates: ...what a farce. The boys won too. We did it. 1-A boys and girls both advance to the finals. Classmates: As expected the final opponent for both is E-gumi. Figures. Fubuki: Where's Kobayashi-kun? Classmates: He said the restroom. Sign: Boy's restroom Quadruplet: He's here! That kid. Quadruplet: Kobayashi-kun. Kobayashi-kun. Wait a minute. Yamato: What? I'm in a hurry. Quadruplet: There's someone who says they want to meet you. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato thinks: Kengo-kun!! Yamato: Where? Quadruplet: Uh...? y..yeah this way... i... is it ok? Yamato: Where, where!? Hurry. Quadruplet: He's here. Yamato: Thank you. You're here. Right, Kengo-kun. The door shuts. Younger brothers: ... just like that altruist said... Chihiro: Simple. Simple. Younger brothers: Wh... what are we doing... I intended it as a joke. ... is it ok to catch him this easily...? Younger brothers: ...wh what do we do.........? For the time being, the 3 of us should change off keeping watch! So Ichiji doesn't find out. Yeah. Younger brothers: At any rate, it seems A-gumi will be rattled if just that kid alone isn't there. It doesn't look that way but... Yamato: It's pitch black. Yamato: Oh! Kengo-kun...!? ~~~~ Yamato: You ... you know- Um. Um. Thank you for helping back there. Thanks to you I hit for the first time. I was glad. Yamato: W would you forgive me for what happened earlier. That'd be nice. Or something. Yamato: Right. Kengo-kun. Narration: <- This is Kengo-kun. (laugh) Sign: 2nd boy, Niji Niji: ...what is he talking to...? Yamato: Right. Narration: Answer: a mop. Narration: Girls volleyball final match. Referee: 1st set, 15 to 7, E-gumi! Classmates: Label: 1-A girls. Classmates: Is...Isn't Kobayashi-kun [back] yet? Not yet. Without Kobayashi-kun, the chairman's off her stride. Classmates: Fubuki-chan. Do your best. See. See. It's me. Label: Instant Kobayashi-kun masks group. Fubuki: Stop it. It's awful. That kind of thing's a sham. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: I've got a bad feeling... This is bad. I'm worried about Kobayashi-kun, which means I can't concentrate on the match. Umpire: Strike 2. Ichiji: What are you guys up to! ....this time Sanji's gone? You can't fool your older brother!! Younger brothers: He- he said he's going to the restroom... Narration: Well now, at that time Kobayashi-kun - Yamato: Say something. C come on ... Kengo-kun. Yamato: Kengo-kun!! Classmate: ... Assistant chairman! Yamato: !! I was tricked. Let me out. Classmate: That wail we're used to hearing... Hikage: ...impossible... ~~~~ Classmates: --He's been ... locked up......? Classmates: ...dirty...! Why... Who in the world!? It's cowardly to torment someone weak. Right. Right. And with that guy guarding the shed... Classmate: Anyhow, that looks like the Satou from E-gumi are involved. E-gumi students: Same way for the 2nd set. Ok. Classmates: -- E-gumi!? E-gumi students: Huh... Wai...! That- ~~~~~~~~ E-gumi students: Wh... what!? Classmates: We'll beat them down. How dare they!! E-gumi students: Those kids in A-gumi are scary. heeeeeeeeeeeeee Narration: --By the way, the E-gumi girls are not at fault. Classmates: The final match for the boys is starting! Hurry! Hikage: Oh. But... Fubuki: ! Hurry and go! Classmates: See ya. Chairman! Classmate: What about Kobayashi-kun!? We can't go save him with just us girls. Fubuki: I know! Classmate: Then are we going to give up on the match!? Fubuki: --N... Fubuki: No!! We just can't do that!! ~~~~ Fubuki: We'll take the medals!! ...... I can't say why yet, but we need to no matter what! Please lend me your strength!! Classmate: Okay. Classmate: Then...... Yamato's crying. Classmate: What on earth do we......? Voice: Hey. Hey. Good kid Kobayashi-kun. I'll help you. Yamato: Really!? Voice: Of course. Window: clunk. Chihiro: Would you rather stay here for the rest of your life or become my slave? ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: A new reaction. Yamato: .... Chi- Chihiro-kun...... Chihiro: ...hm? Yamato: -- neither one -- Chihiro: Saying that kind of thing again. If you want me to help you... er- Chihiro: ...... Oh. Never mind. Scratch that. Sorry. Sorry, Kobayashi-kun. Chihiro: Looks like I've been caught too. I'm coming in there now. Yamato: Younger brothers: You're with A-gumi. Darn it. You're not an altruist...? Classmates: This way. This way. He's there!! Kengo-kun!! Kengo: -huh. Classmate: We've got him. Kengo: Wha wha wha!? Classmate: Tackle him. Kengo: !? Classmate: We won't let you get away. Kengo: Wha wha what's with you. Classmate: This is critical. Lend us a hand!! ~~~~ Classmate: They grabbed Kobayashi-kun!! Please come help! Hurry. Hurry. Kengo: Grab...? ...? Why should I... Classmates: Everyone's in the middle of their matches, they can't leave! The chairman said that *Kengo-kun* wouldn't refuse a girl's request so... Please! Kengo: Who cares! Classmate: Waaah I don't want to be beaten by E-gumi's using this kind of underhandedness. Kengo -- -- E-gumi...? Classmates: Y..yeah!! They locked up Kobayashi-kun for the competition!! Isn't it cruel. Wai... was that it!? Kengo: They've tried to fix the match... say that sooner! Narration: Kengo Kobayashi: a man who's obnoxious about sportsmanship. (laugh) ~~~~~~~~ Narration: At that time- Fubuki: Dang it. Kengo Kobayashi... I'm asking you to leave it at half-killing them. Classmates: heeee Referee: 9 to 8. The right to serve. Rotate! Narration: Fubuki Kobayashi has snapped. Fubuki: Since I'm going to finish them off! Chihiro: Well, I goofed. I goofed. With this, I won't be able to be in the match. Right, Kobayashi-kun. Arrows: They're tied up. Yamato: Nooooo. Don't leave me alone with Chihiro-kun. I'm scared. Don't leave meee. Narration: Besides which, the reason you're crying is erroneous Kobayashi-kun. Narration: It's ok! Next time will be the wrap-up! (laugh) Younger brothers: What do we do with those two...? Argh. How did it come to this. Narration: "Te ke te ke" endure Kobayashi-kun! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do not use this translation without permission! Find more translations at: http://www.zaha.net/shoujo/morio/kobayashi/kobayashi.html -------------------------------------------------------------------