The Extra Kobayashi-kun

Volume 2  Chapter 7  p5

Translated: Soffey Lyons
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Narration: Fubuki Kobayashi is a fatherly girl.
	A settler of accounts for 1-A, a feminine chairman-
	No boy is a match for her manliness.
	Of course she has no interest in things like romance.
	However, even that kind of girl fell in love.
	Naturally that name is Kobayashi-kun.

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Yamato: Yea.

Fubuki thinks: Round eyes, a big round back-of-the-head.

Yamato: La li loo

Fubuki thinks: An unreliable breadth of shoulder, soft looking cheeks, and with all 
	of that, that smile like an angel...!
Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun.
	<sigh> I'm happy...

Classmates: <murmur, murmur>
	She's a cradle robber...

Narration: The hero this time, a girl with a taste for little boys.

Fubuki: <blush>!  It's like I'm gonna get a nosebleed.

Classmates: Chairman, we can hear your monologue.
	That's dangerous.
	Really.

Fubuki: <gasp>

~~~~
Fubuki: Er, well-
	I'm certainly not a pervert or anything!!

Classmates: Yes, yes.  We understand.

Narration: After all this time.  (laugh)

Fubuki: <panic, panic, panic>

Classmates: People prefer different types.
	Yeah.
	We all love Kobayashi-kun too.
	He's 1-A's popular te ke te ke boy.

Classmate: Right, right.

Fubuki: Re really?

Classmates: More than that, it's even more impressive that we can talk to you like 
	this about things like romance, Chairman!
	It's grand!  Kobayashi-kun's power!

Fubuki thinks: That's how it is.
	Before I was all twisted up, a chairman in name only.
	Even times like this when girls would gather and talk about romance
	I'd mentally criticize them and pretend I wasn't interested.

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Yamato: Wow!  I'm glad.  My name is also Kobayashi.  Pleased to meet you.

Fubuki thinks: At that time Yamato Kobayashi-kun transferred in.

Yamato: Presto.

Fubuki thinks: With that miraculous power he, at some point, caught the whole class 
	in a Kobayashi-kun wave.

Fubuki thinks: Kobayashi-kun's smile naturally became everyone's smile.  Kobayashi-kun's 
	power is changing me wonderfully.
	Actually I rather like me like I am now.
	And this is all thanks to Kobayashi-kun.

Classmates: Oh yeah!  Speaking of Kobayashi-kun...!
	<excited scream>

Fubuki: Hm?

Classmates: You mean THAT Kobayashi-kun don't you!?
	He's great now!!
	He scored points during the Class Match.
	The kids in D-gumi were talking about him too!!

~~~~
Fubuki: A different Kobayashi... You mean that sadist who just has looks going for 
	him?
Fubuki thinks: Chihiro: <cackle>
	He was popular before.

Classmates: Not Chihiro Kobayashi-kun!  The one who used to be in a baseball club.
	<giggle>
	He's tall.
	He's taciturn and a strong fighter.
	But he's kind to women and children.

Fubuki: ...... Oh yeah .........
	Hm!
Fubuki thinks: -- I'm
Fubuki thinks: not interested in fatherly types.

Yamato: Ack. Kengo-kun.
	Help.

Narration: <- Fatherly
	Kengo Kobayashi.

Kengo: .........
	What in the world...

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Fubuki: <gasp>

Classmates: What's up?  What's up?

Yamato's crying.
Yamato: <clamp>
	Chihiro-kun, Chihiro-kun--
Yamato: Chihiro-kun asked to eat lunch with me.
	<sniff, sniff>

Kengo: ...uh!?

Chihiro: How mortifying Kobayashi-kun.
Chihiro: I just want to eat the lunch I've prepared with you.

Narration: <- The sadistic
	Chihiro Kobayashi.

Chihiro: I'm telling you this time isn't a TRAP, ok?

Kengo: Then why don't you eat?
	If it's not a trap...

Yamato: But there's 3 different lunches!?

Narration: (laugh)

Chihiro: There're 4 different sauces.
	So, let's go eat together.

Fubuki: Hold it!!
Fubuki: You jerk, Chihiro Kobayashi!
	<pant, pant>
	You're teasing Kobayashi-kun again!?

Chihiro: My.
	Lunch with us too, Fubuki-chan.

Fubuki: Eat it yourself!!

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Chihiro: Too saucy for you?

Fubuki: I'll make you saucy.

[Translator's note: the actual wording for the pun means 'a plain/round-faced woman', 
hence the picture]

Yamato: Oh...!  Argh.
	What do I do?  Fubuki-chan's...
Yamato: D...don't.
	Aa, some somebody.  Stop.  Stop.

Label: Foot

Yamada: .....

Yamato steps on someone's foot.

Yamada: <glare>
	...... you're too noisy 1st year!  Be quiet!

Kengo: ...... Sorry.
	Why am I...

Classmates: Scary.
	It's Yamada-senpai.

Yamada: Move it.  Move it.

Classmates: ...............

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Chihiro: <laugh>
	Ha-ha, you made a 3rd year mad.

Fubuki: You're obnoxious.
	Are you ok!?  Kobayashi-ku...

Yamato: Waah.  Kengo-kun.
	I was scared.

Kengo: Don't cry!  You're a boy...

Fubuki & Chihiro: You Kengo Kobayashi...

Kengo thinks: ................................................
	How tiresome.
	Won't they quit...
Kengo thinks: It's not like I like having him attach himself to me.

Narration: Right.  For some reason Yamato Kobayashi adores Kengo-kun.

Yamato: Because he's fatherly.

Fubuki: Dang it......!  Why is he the only one who's got it good?

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Chihiro: ...yeah.
	<sigh>  The lunches have become useless.

Fubuki: Right!?
	Additionally, compared to that guy I'm...
	--

Chihiro: *I'm* cuter.
	You know it.

Fubuki: !
	......!  It ticks me off when you say it.....
Fubuki: Dang it!!  I'm not going to lose to either Kobayashi.

Label: Teacher

Teacher: Hey, you two KOBAYASHI.
	Would you mind.

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Teacher: Sorry, could you go to the materials room for that and this and-

Fubuki thinks: Drat, with the fatherly one.
	How dull.

Sign: Materials Room (1)

Fubuki thinks: Good grief...
Fubuki thinks: What does Kobayashi-kun see in this guy...
Fubuki: It's up there!  Is there a stool?

Kengo: ...no, I can reach.  No problem.
Kengo: Here...

Fubuki's heart beats.
Fubuki thinks: ...scary.
Fubuki thinks: Big...

Kengo: ?

Fubuki thinks: ... what does he eat to get this big?

Narration: Sexual harassment.

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Classmates: Kengo-kun's really popular now.
	<excited scream>

Fubuki: Grr
	...... How-
Fubuki: How did you get Kobayashi-kun's heart!?

Kengo nearly falls.
Kengo: .........?
Kengo: ... what are you...

Fubuki: You're quite popular with the girls now.  Did you know?
Fubuki: They say you're quiet and cool and you're a cold, gloomy, ordinary baseball 
	fanatic!
	How stupid!

Kengo: Wha-

Fubuki: I'm more amiable and *much* cuter.  Why can't Kobayashi-kun tell!?
	Don't you think so!?

Kengo: .......

Fubuki: You can't even bear children!
	Hmph!!

Kengo: ............................................. Ye-
	Yeah.
	That's true...

Narration: Defeat.

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Kengo thinks: ... leave her be.

Fubuki: --...
Fubuki thinks: Huh?
Fubuki thinks: Wh wh wh what?  ... he could at least refute me.
	Drat.  Like this, I look bad.
	What's with this guy...

Kengo: Hey!  I'll take half of that...
Kengo: !

Fubuki: ...... oh!  You startled me!  I'm fine.
	Shoo.  Shoo.

Kengo: ....

Fubuki thinks: ...aa!!
	aa...
Fubuki's heart is pounding.
Fubuki thinks: Yuck... Something's not right.  I can't handle this guy...!

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Fubuki: He's got such a large frame.
	His voice is low and he's not at all charming.
	It's as if he's the complete opposite of my Kobayashi-kun.
	-- On top of that, he doesn't talk so he's unnecessarily weird!

Yamato: Waah...
Yamato is dripping with paint.
Yamato: <sob>

Kengo: -- Hey, are you alright?
	<sympathy>

Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun come with me!  I'll get the paint off.

Yamato: Uh.
Yamato: Hm?

Fubuki thinks: That's all.  It's just that.
	Why do I feel like everything I'm doing is transparent?
Fubuki: ...hm...

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Fubuki: The paint on his body came off, but, other than his underwear, his clothes 
	are a complete loss!

Classmates: Are you ok? Kobayashi-kun.

Yamato: <sneeze>
	<snivel>

Classmates: For now, what should he do about class today?
	He doesn't have gym clothes, does he.

Chihiro: Well now, what an unfortunate accident Kobayashi-kun.
	<giggle>

Classmate: <gasp>!!  That voice!!

Chihiro: <laugh>
	-- If it's ok, today I just HAPPEN to have an outfit on hand that I could 
	loan to you?

Narration: Girls sailor-style uniform.

Yamato thinks: A trap!!

Narration: And it's a 2 level attack!! (laugh)

Chihiro: I wouldn't say anything against it.  That would be best.  Yep.

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Narration: ... with this and that-
Narration: <- accessory

Yamato: <sob>

Classmates: Wow!  Er.  Um.

Label: Service for the readers.

Classmates: Kobayashi-kun, don't worry!!  It's not strange at all!!
	It looks great on you!!

Fubuki thinks: How cute.

Chihiro: <suppressed laugh>

Yamato: I don't like it for that reason...
	The people at home are going to be mad...

Classmates: Ko...Kobayashi-kun.

Yamato: I'm fine.
	<snivel>  I'm going to the restroom.
	Whatever clothes I'm wearing I'm still a boy!

Classmates: Kobayashi-ku...

Yamato: <snivel> That Chihiro-kun's always like this <mumble, mumble>

Classmates: <gasp>

Yamada: Erk.
Yamada: -- You again--

Narration: He was picking up money.

Yamato: heeeeeeeeee

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Classmates: We're sorry.  We're sorry 3rd year Yamada-senpai.
	Our Kobayashi was terribly careless!!

Yamada: ...hm?  What?  So you're a girl!

Yamato: !?
	<tremble>

Yamada:  You're saved.  I don't believe in lifting my hand against women.
Yamada: If you were a man I'd HALF KILL you!  Bear it in mind miss!

Classmates: ............... Are you really ok...?
	Hang in there Kobayashi-kun.

Chihiro: Kobayashi-kun it's all thanks to me.  You should be grateful.

Yamato: Half kill...

Narration: ... a critical moment for Kobayashi-kun.

Fubuki thinks: Argh.  91 points.
	So close.

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Fubuki thinks: Lately I'm frequently out of sorts...
	Argh.
	It shouldn't be like...
Fubuki thinks: I've got a bad feeling......

Teacher: The highest score in math this time is Kengo Kobayashi with a 97!

Narration: Even he's surprised.

Fubuki thinks: Wha-

Yamato: <excited scream>
	Wow.  You're so cool Kengo-kun.

Fubuki thinks: That shouldn't...
	Huh!?
	But it's impossible... ... what's up all of a sudden!

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Fubuki thinks: --How frustrating!!
	The only thing I have confidence that Kobayashi-kun will rely on me more 
	than on him is studying.  It's just studying.
	My only claim--!

Kengo: ...... it's just in math, ok?
	I'm barely out of the red in everything else.
	I just have an affinity for that teacher.

Fubuki thinks: Acting so cool.
Fubuki: Oh.
	... now you'll be liked even better.
	What shall you do.

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Fubuki: Drat.
Fubuki thinks: Next time I definitely won't lose to you at math!!  Oh yeah, right 
	away today I should get to preparing...

Student: Hey.

Fubuki: <sigh>  I understand.  I understand.
Fubuki: Alright!
	Ready and-

Kengo: -- give it here.  It won't reach if you throw it!  Here it comes!

Fubuki thinks: !!

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Fubuki's heart is pounding.
Fubuki thinks: Aa...!
Fubuki thinks: I just now...
Fubuki: --!
	Don don't startle me!  Idiot!!

Kengo: Hey...

Fubuki: Aa!!  Shut up.  Don't say anything!!

Kengo: ..........

Fubuki: I hate you!!  Keep away from me old man!!
Fubuki: I have no interest in old guys.
	Get away.

Kengo: You keep saying old man, old man....... Even Yamato Kobayashi will turn into 
	an old man sometime!

Fubuki thinks: !!
Fubuki: Wha...!  Kobayashi-kun isn't going to get any older!!

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Fubuki thinks: --Oops...!
	What a stupid thing for me...!
	He's human so of course he's going to age!?
	...no!!  It's not like I was seriously saying that just now...!!
Fubuki thinks: How embarrassing!
	For him of all people to be the one who noticed...

Classmates: Hm!?  Kobayashi-kun's future?
	I can't picture it.
	I can't grasp him working.

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Classmates: Maybe with a shop or something.
	Oh!  Yeah!  A popular guy at the shopping center.
	A florist.
	That'd suit him.
	What about someone in kindercare?
	You couldn't tell him and the children apart.
	<laugh>

Chihiro: For him there's only the entertainment world.  And he'd just be a 3rd rate 
	'reactor' entertainer. -
	the guy that gets penalized during strange amusing quiz programs, or having 
	him taste-test bizarre foods.  That tearful face would invite smiles in the 
	living room.
	It's his perfect vocation.
Chihiro: Well, saying that-

Classmates: ...............
Classmates: So, Chairman, what are you going to be?
	<laugh>
	It's obvious!  She's going to Kobayashi-kun's bride, right?

Fubuki: ......uh.
Fubuki thinks: N...no...
	It's just...

Classmates: Hey, if the kids looked like Kobayashi-kun...!
	<excited scream>
	How cute.
	Absolutely adorable.

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Fubuki thinks: I hadn't even thought about it.
	My view of love is very childish.
Fubuki thinks: Since someone who can't imagine the future of the boy she likes
	has an immature, unrealistic view of love.
	--Yeah.  So...
	I couldn't join in with the girls in the class.

Student: Yamada.

Yamada: Yeah.
	How?

Student: With that.

Yamada: Hmph.
	Well, duh.

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Yamato remembers: If you were a man I'd HALF KILL you.
Yamato thinks: Half would die!?
Yamato thinks: Half kill.
	Half kill.
	The right half...
	The left half...
Yamato thinks: Half kill.
	......
	............ I don't want either....

Chihiro: -- -- huh...
	...... what're you saying?  Kobayashi-kun...

Yamato: ... um, um... Please put in that ribbon from yesterday Chihiro-kun...

Chihiro: Erk...
	......................... he's pulled the heart out of what I've done...

Narration: <- He's vexed.

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Yamato: Recently Fubuki-chan's been strange.

Chihiro: Hm?  She's at that age.  Doesn't everyone have something?
	You want the red ribbon or the pink ribbon?

Yamato: Whichever one you like, already.
Yamato: I ...I wonder if Fubuki-chan likes Kengo-kun...?

Chihiro: Huh?  That'd be a new development.
	Finished.

Yamato: Um.
	What about you Chihiro-kun!?  Is there someone you like!?

Chihiro: Whoa
Chihiro: ......
Chihiro: ...... what about you Kobayashi-kun?

Yamato: .........

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Chihiro & Yamato think: ........ what an uncomfortable moment.........

Fubuki's sleeping in the library.

Kengo thinks: ......... It's almost time for the first bell...
	Is she fine like that?

Fubuki: zzzzzzzz

Voice: ...s, Mrs.!
Voice: Mrs. Kobayashi!  Out walking with your son?

Fubuki: Yes!?

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Woman: Isn't it lovely weather.  Do take care.

Fubuki: Ha ha....
Fubuki thinks: ... ok, this is a dream...
	A baby?

Baby: <noise>

Fubuki: ...ulp.
Fubuki: Aye! Yie yie?
	What kind of a dream--!

Narration: Looks like she's a young wife.

Fubuki thinks: How terribly embarrassing.

Boy: Mama.

Fubuki: <scream>
Fubuki: Er.
Fubuki thinks: Mama?
	<excited scream>
	It's a teensy weensy Kobayashi-kun!!

Boy: Mama, I want stew today.

Narration: He's not very different, but he's small.

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Fubuki thinks: Th...this is too wonderful.
Fubuki: You want stew?

Buy: Yeah.
	Oh!  It's papa!  Papa!

Fubuki: <gasp>
Fubuki thinks: Huh?  What-
Fubuki thinks: Which means-
	my husband!?

Narration: (laugh)

Fubuki thinks: Wait!!  I haven't yet imagined...
Fubuki thinks: A child Kobayashi-kun means 'papa' is also Kobayashi-kun -
	What in the world does an adult Kobayashi-kun...

Boy: Papa, welcome back.

Papa: Hi, have you been a good boy?
Papa: I'm home.

Kengo: --hey!  Chairman!
	The first bell rang!

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Kengo: Hey?

Fubuki: ......... welcome home ...

Kengo: ...... huh?

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Fubuki: !

Kengo: ? ?

Narration: Since they're all at that age-

Yamato: Kengo-kun and them are late.

Book: Modern Language.

Narration: <- Class has started.

Fubuki: You complete idiot.  What were you looking at!!  Tell me sooner that the bell 
	rang!!
	We're late.
	<sneak, sneak>

Kengo: I did say.
	.........

Narration: You're the main character this time!  Te ke te ke do you're best next time 
too!  Fubuki Kobayashi!

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