The Extra Kobayashi-kun Volume 2 Chapter 10 p97 Translated: Soffey Lyons Do not use without permission. Please remember to support the authors by buying the original releases or licensed translations! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: Character: Dialogue [translator's note] ------------------------------------------------------------------- Narration: Chihiro Kobayashi needs special attention as the #1 black-listed person. His sadistic, malignant pranks are normally unexpected and meaningless. And his hobby is "setting traps". Narration: -Right. In his case, his better than average looks and smile are themselves a trap. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Narration: Beware! Yamato thinks: I...... I have to act natural! Alright......! Yamato thinks: If Chihiro-kun finds out about this- Yamato: M... morning everyone. Yamato thinks: -my entire day will be pitch-black darkness. Naturally. Naturally. Chihiro: Morning Yamato Kobayashi-kun. Chihiro: Yamato thinks: Th that voice!! Chihiro: You're rather suspicious behavior is entertaining. Aren't you hiding something from me? Yamato: ...... ~~~~ Yamato: Wh wh wh what? Morning Chihiro-kun. Chihiro: Wonder why you won't turn this way. Hmm, Kobayashi-kun. Yamato: J... just when I don't want to meet him. Chihiro: Oh! It's Inazou Nitobe! Narration: (laugh) Yamato: Huh!? Where!? The guy from the 5000 yen bill!? Yamato: Yeow Ack, my neck. Oh no, I was careless- Chihiro: Thought so...! Chihiro: You can't hide it from me. Chihiro: So you slept wrong? Kobayashi-kun. Looks like it's going to be another fun day. Yamato: -- Narration: - Chihiro-kun's a bully. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato thinks: He enjoys setting traps here and there and watching people have trouble. Chihiro: Yamato thinks: ... and his principle target is always me. Narration: In other word, he's bullied. (laugh) Yamato thinks: Why does he do these things. Chihiro: It's how I express my love. Yamato thinks: He says that and smiles, but Yamato thinks: actually, I don't really understand what he means by that. Yamato thinks: Chihiro-kun, Chihiro-kun, what on earth are you thinking??? Kengo: -solved it. Fubuki: Oh. Darn it. I almost had it. ~~~~ Fubuki: -what's with this. They're all twisted problems! Label: Kengo Kobayashi. Fubuki: The rumors about Ono-sensei treating the MP(*) club lightly are true. These are all play problems completely useless for studying or tests. Goodness. *: Math Puzzle Club Kengo: ..... Label: Fubuki Kobayashi. Fubuki: I'm amazed you joined this club Kengo Kobayashi. Kengo: ... Chairman, you don't have to stress yourself solving them... This is for fun... Narration: Distinctly. Fubuki: I'm going to solve them. Give me those too. Label: She hates losing. Narration: <-Half his fun is being taken away. (laugh) Fubuki: Hmmm? A cattleman brings 70 head of cattle and 1/3 of the whole what- This is rotten! Yamato: Oh. Hey, hey, Kengo-kun, Fubuki-chan, what are you doing? Fubuki: Kobayashi-kun. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: Math problems. I'll teach you- Yamato: ..... Fubuki: Oh. Whoops. Yamato: I...I Yamato thinks: The solid chairman Fubuki-chan, and the at-a-glance scary, but nice and trustworthy Kengo-kun have recently been getting along together. Did something happen? Those two unexpectedly look good together. Fubuki: Hey, hey Kengo Kobayashi- Kobayashi-kun looks good in hooded shirts doesn't he. Narration: ... actually, Narration: Fubuki is a staunch cradle robber. Fubuki: Don't you just want to hug him from behind!? The back of his head is so cute. Kengo thinks: ... even though she's seeking agreement from me... Narration: Yamato hasn't yet noticed he's a target. ~~~~ Chihiro: huh? You said you "rabbit hopped 3 times around the athletic field"? Classmate: Wh what!? Girl: The story was you'd go out with me!? Chihiro: Sort of. Yamato: What's Chihiro-kun going to do!? Classmates: See, it's the condition for going out that Chihiro Kobayashi gave a while back! An athletic girl finally showed up!! Wow. Even so, with that personality, why is he popular with girls!? It's that face. Chihiro: ...... Classmate: Hey lady-killer. Chihiro: I wasn't watching so-... will you do another 3 laps? Narration: (laugh) Chihiro: I don't believe it. Classmates: We give up. ~~~~~~~~ Classmates: What are you!? You oni!! How dare he!! Chihiro: ... that's a joke. Chihiro: Chihiro: Sorry, right now I'm absorbed with *this kid*. Yamato thinks: Huh? Classmates: Huhhhhhhh!? Sign: The startled members of 1-A Classmates: Ack. Narration: These guys. Chihiro: Yamato: That's wrong- Girl: Farewell. Yamato thinks: Oh, how cruel. He's using me again. Label: Fubuki ~~~~ Fubuki: Ya jerk. Right in front of me. Flagrantly!! Chihiro: Your howling's annoying Fubuki-chan. It's just a little, that's fine. Fubuki: Classmates: Are you ok? Kobayashi-kun. Hmm? Label: Cool towel Yamato: It's ok, I'm used to it...... Thank you everyone. Fubuki: Well, I've thought so for a while now but, aren't you a bit of a pervert? You're words and actions are suspicious. Suspicious. Chihiro: My, it's true that I'm absorbed with Kobayashi-kun. If that's perversion or not - I'd first have to check. Fubuki: What? Chihiro: If Kobayashi-kun's a boy or girl. Narration: (laugh) Chihiro: Yamato: Are you still saying that!? How cruel. Yamato: You can tell by looking that I'm a boy, right!? You're cruel. Classmates: Erk. Er, we're sorry Kobayashi-kun! We couldn't tell! Chihiro: Let's go to the restroom together. We'll check. Yamato: Noooo. Fubuki: Would you stop, Chihiro Kobayashi. Narration: ............... this "Let's see if you're a girl or not" game is currently Chihiro-kun's favorite. ~~~~~~~~ Yamato thinks: Why is it always me you're messing with? Is it that interesting. Narration: It's interesting. Yamato: Chihiro-kun, what are you doing......? Chihiro: paradise... I feel calmer when I'm holding a trembling living creature... Yamato: .................. Yamato thinks: ......... he's got a handsome face-... The girls should like him-... Yamato thinks: If Chihiro-kun had a girlfriend, I wonder if he'd stop messing with me. It'd be too bad for that person though. Yamato: Um, um- Why don't you get a girlfriend? Wouldn't it be easy for you Chihiro-kun? ~~~~ Chihiro: --...... Yamato: ? Chihiro: - Turn that way, hey! Narration: (laugh) Yamato: Yeah. Yamato: Yeow. I forgot. Chihiro: Carelessness is your worst enemy. Chihiro: -yeah, well. ...... if there was a girl I had my eye on, whatever the means, I have confidence I could turn her to jelly. Yamato: You say by whatever means... ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: Good grief. Yamato thinks: He's always goofing off and being misunderstood. Even everyone in class is scared of him, but Yamato thinks: he truly, truly isn't a bad person. - it'd be nice if there's a girl who'd understand that... Chihiro: Chihiro: So? Aren't you really a girl Kobayashi-kun? Won't you go out with me? Yamato thinks: But I really don't understand what he's thinking!! Fubuki: I have no idea what Chihiro Kobayashi is thinking! Hmph. Magazine: Number Crossword ~~~~ Kengo: ...... oh, I see. Let's see, 3 liters of wine and- Sign: Natural Science Fubuki: He's been monopolizing Kobayashi-kun the entire day- Ticks me off. What's so fun about making someone cry... Hold it, I'm tired of the skeletons(*), give me some different problems. *: This kind of crossword puzzle. Kengo: ...... Narration: <- She's in the way again. Kengo: - then here're some logic puzzles. Fubuki: Ok, tell me the rules. ...... I want to meet Kobayashi-kun-... Fubuki: ...not you? Don't misunderstand. Kengo: ... I know! I'm not going to get it wrong after all that! Kengo: If you want to meet him then, they say, go meet him, right!? Fubuki: But, actually, I've recently noticed-...... ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: ...I like Kobayashi-kun, but Kobayashi-kun belongs to everyone. Fubuki: ...then, I think if I could monopolize him... but I don't think Kobayashi-kun can choose 1 person out of everyone. Fubuki: So, I think I shouldn't be selfish either! I wonder if that's strange. What am I saying. Kengo: ... No, Kengo: it's not bad at all. ~~~~ Fubuki: .... Fubuki: -- Old man. Are you really a high school student!? Kengo thinks: Again...... Kengo thinks: ...something's maybe a bit dangerous. Fubuki thinks: When I'm with this guy I tend to talk too much. I've complained. I mustn't. I mustn't. Fubuki thinks: Maybe it's just because I trusted him enough to carelessly cry in front of him. -yeah, uhuh, that must be it- ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki thinks: More than that, more than anything, the me that thinks this situation is comfortable is perhaps the most dangerous... Chihiro: Ern. Ok, you got all the questions wrong. Classmates: Hang in there Kobayashi-kun. That's why I said not to- Chihiro: As a penalty, there're these super hot senbei!! Kobayashi-kun will eat 3 of these. Classmates: Ack. Oni. Good grief. Ko Kobayashi-kun, will you be alright!? Goodness, it's because you get in these reckless contests. Bag: Hot Label: Yamato Yamato: ...... ...hmph Yamato: -actually, for me, hot stuff is a bit of a specialty!! Classmates: Wow. The first time I've seen a manly Kobayashi-kun. Yamato: At least this time I win, Chihiro-kun!! Hot. Chihiro: Wow, good work. Impressive. Impressive. Chihiro thinks: It's a penalty since you lost, isn't it. ~~~~ Classmates: In a mouthful. Right on. Wow. Impressive Kobayashi-kun! Yamato: Howa I ah. Narration: <-"How's that!? I ate 'em all!?" Chihiro: Excellent. Excellent. Here. Just gulp down some water. Bottle: Delicious water. Kengo: Kobayashi-kun! You shouldn't drink too much...... Yamato: Hot. Narration: He's not listening. Kengo: ...I think. Kengo thinks: Don't care-... Narration: The next class. Teacher: - yes, Yamato Kobayashi-kun. ~~~~~~~~ Teacher: What is it? Do you have a question? Yamato: N...no, um... Teacher: Yes? Yamato: Um. Um. Um. Yamato: Er- Yamato: Teacher, the restroom- Teacher: Oh, my. Classmates think: ... how embarrassing. It's embarrassing. I can't stand it it's so embarrassing. It's even embarrassing to watch. Elementary school kid. Fubuki thinks: Oh- That Kobayashi-kun. But, how cute. Teacher: Hurry and go. Yamato: Ok. Kengo thinks: See, look! Book: Modern Language Yamato: Chihiro: Classmates: ~~~~ Yamato: ! Yamato thinks: Ooh. Yamato: Yamato thinks: It was a trap. It was a trap. All of this included!! How cruel Chihiro-kun. How cruel!! Fubuki: Chi Chihiro Kobayashi! Chihiro: What? Fubuki: Y you don't have any traps on top of this, right!? Don't make him cry anymore. Chihiro: Restroom... ...which means- Fubuki: oop... ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: Teacher! Teacher: -? Yes Chihiro Kobayashi-kun? Chihiro: I also have to p** Narration: (laugh) Fubuki: I'm not letting you go!! Thought you'd say that!! Fubuki: Someone stop him. This guy plans on peeking at Kobayashi-kun using the restroom. Chihiro: Stingy. Fubuki: Go Kengo! Kengo: Why me. Fubuki: Chihiro: ... really. Chairman, you're extreme. Narration: Seriously. Chihiro: It's because you can't go into the boys' restroom even though you want to. Fubuki: Wrong. ~~~~ Fubuki: -aren't you monopolizing Kobayashi-kun too much recently? I wish you'd hold back a little. Chihiro: But he's so fun. Fubuki thinks: Stu-! Fubuki: You know I like Kobayashi-kun, right!? Chihiro: I like him too. We're the same breed. Fubuki: Stupid. It's different from yours. Fubuki: -unfair. Fubuki thinks: If it was that then I'd like being a guy. Then I could get along better without holding back... Chihiro: Why not. I mean, ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: you, Fubuki-chan, have *the other Kobayashi-kun*, right? Fubuki: Fubuki thinks: huh!? Fubuki: Wh ......what? Chihiro: Bull's-eye. How cute. Fubuki: Th that's obviously wrong. Fubuki thinks: W wait! Fubuki: That *old man* is completely not my type...! Chihiro: Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Fubuki thinks: Wait, stop!! Fubuki: I'm a cradle robber for goodness sake. Fubuki thinks: -Certainly ~~~~ Fubuki thinks: certainly Kengo's a nice guy and we get along, but I don't have those intentions at all! Fubuki thinks: It's not that. It's not that. It's definitely not that! Teacher: Quiet. Teacher: - therefore next month will be the presentations so sometime today pair up. Classmate: Yoshikawa! Let's be a team. Yoshikawa: Right. Classmates: Vice chairman, have you picked a partner? With me. With me. Hikage: Not yet. Fubuki: It's a chance to partner with Kobayashi-kun. Classmates: Oh. Hey, hey, what about Yamato-kun. Fubuki: Classmates: Oh, the chairman- We'll stop. ~~~~~~~~ Classmates: Classmates: Hey, hey, Kengo-kun'd be good. Let me in. Oh! I'm aiming for him too! Unfair! Rock-paper-scissors to decide. Alright. Classmates: A 3 round contest. Me too. Narration: All girls... Kengo: ........................ Narration: <-Still popular. Fubuki: ...... Ya Yamato-kun - Fubuki: How about with me!? Yamato: Yea, it's Fubuki-chan! I'm glad. I'm glad. Sure, I'd be happy to. Fubuki thinks: Alright!! Managed to get Kobayashi-kun just fine! Yamato thinks: ...huh? ~~~~ Yamato thinks: ... -at times like this, Yamato thinks: what does it feel like to be left alone...? Yamato thinks: ...Chihiro-kun's tricks on people and grabbing people is all the other side of loneliness. Please, someone notice. Yamato: .........Fubuki-chan, you can get along with anyone. Fubuki: Huh... ~~~~~~~~ Yamato: I'm sorry. Ask someone else! Yamato: Chihiro-kun. Classmates: ....... Fubuki thinks: But I don't have any other friends. Girls: One more time ~~~~ Fubuki thinks: It's a shock. I Fubuki thinks: was rejected by Kobayashi-kun. Kengo: Oh, there she is. -Chairman! Fubuki thinks: Stupid. Kengo: Chairman, hey? Wait. Fubuki thinks: What are you saying I should do alone- ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki remembers: Why not. I mean, you, Fubuki-chan, Kengo: Fubuki remembers: have the other Kobayashi-kun, right? Kengo: -Chairman! Are you open? ~~~~ Fubuki: ! Kengo thinks: Um? Fubuki thinks: -is something, maybe, a bit dangerous?? Yamato: -uh, say what? Chihiro-kun. ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: The theme for our project, how're these- List: *Water flow in the restroom. *How to choose toilet seat covers *Accuracy rate using western style toile- Yamato: Get away from restrooms! Good grief!! Yamato: Hikage-kun. Narration: Crying bitterly Hikage: There, there. How about tightening your belt and accompanying him to the restroom? Classmates: Right. Right. More than that, Classmates: Chihiro-kun, why are you so persistent about whether Kobayashi-kun is a boy or a girl. That's a mystery. Yeah. Exactly. Chihiro: -- .... I thought it'd be nice if he's a girl. ~~~~ Yamato thinks: Th th th that's impossible. Classmate: Chi...Chihiro-kun... Classmate: ......if ... if Kobayashi-kun's a girl...? Chihiro: - I'd pick up the pace. ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: I'd hurry and put a lock on for keeps. - it's obvious, right? Yamato thinks: -I I don't understand what Chihiro-kun's thinking at all. Kengo thinks: It it was about the projects, but...? Fubuki: ... Narration: ........................ the rest is on the following pages. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do not use this translation without permission! Find more translations at: http://www.zaha.net/shoujo/morio/kobayashi/kobayashi.html -------------------------------------------------------------------