The Extra Kobayashi-kun

Volume 5  Chapter 23  p41

Translated: Soffey Lyons
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Key:
Character: Dialogue
<action notes / background notes>
<onomatopeia>
[translator's note]
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Fubuki: This year I'm no longer
	 going to be the chairman!

Narration: Explosive statement.

Hikage: Huh.

Fubuki: Hey.
	 <tap>
	 Which means,
	 take care of things, 2-A's CHAIRMAN HIKAGE!

~~~~~~~~
Classmates: Huh!?
	 Why--!?

Fubuki: What.

Narration: .........and so

Hikage: Th-then with this
	 <heart beats>
	 most of the assignments have been decided... ...I guess?

Classmates: <whistle>
	 Do your best Hikage-kun--

Tag: Chairman

Board: Festival committee
	 <names>
	 <another committee>

Narration: after all, this year
Narration: Fubuki Kobayashi is the VICE chairman.
Narration: <- Persisting.

Fubuki thinks: Dang it.
	 They've all got me cornered.

Hikage: How about like this? Kobayashi-sensei.

Tsubame: Let's see, where?

~~~~
Tsubame: Hmm.  Yeah, uh-huh.
	 Actually, a nice toss and nice attack!

Narration: <- meaningless

Tsubame: What a fun chairman pair--!

Classmates think: ...this weird guy is our homeroom teacher......
	 ...somehow we don't want this...

Tsubame: <laugh>
	 Well!
	 Now I'm at peace too.  How peaceful.
	 I mean this is the first time I've been a homeroom teacher.

Fubuki thinks: ...besides this Tsubame Kobayashi-sensei guy has been rather iffy since we met him...

Sign: Replay

Tsubame: Hey, hey you guys!  The four of you are "Kobayashi"?

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Tsubame: You're Fubuki-san and Yamato-kun, right.
	 You're cute.

Yamato: Yeah!

Tsubame: And you guys are Kengo-kun and Chihiro-kun.
	 Pleased to meet you.
Tsubame: And I'm Tsubame Kobayashi.  With the 5 of us together it feels like a "family"...

Narration: Seriously...

Kobayashi 3 think: Where have I heard that line before...

Yamato: <impressed>

Narration: <- This guy said it.

Tsubame: ...which makes me,

<open fan>

Tsubame: <giggle>
	 "Daddy"!  Will you honor me like that?

<crowd noise>

~~~~
Fubuki thinks: Ticks me off!!

Narration: (laugh)

Fubuki: thinks: <irritation>
	 ...what the?  This guy's
	 strangely the type that rubs me the wrong way...!
	 Like Chihiro Kobayashi...

Tsubame: <chuckle>

Fubuki thinks: It's a bad sign.
Fubuki thinks: Bad......
	 it's bad.
	 My long awaited PLAN'S...

Chihiro: Really?

Yamato: He's a bit easy-going, but I like
	 Tsubame-sensei!

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Fubuki: He certainly doesn't seem a bad sort...

Yamato: Right, right?  This year's going to be fun too.
Yamato: Yeah.
	 <smile>

Fubuki thinks: Er.
	 <stagger>
	 Too bright.
Fubuki: ...<heart beats>
	 How cute.
	 <heart beats>..
Fubuki thinks: ...as usual.
Fubuki thinks: Kobayashi-kun's smile has impressive power...

Sign: Girls' Restroom

Fubuki: ......
Fubuki: Erk.
	 <strained grin>
Fubuki: ................!
	 <crumble>
	 So-so.
	 Ugly...

~~~~
Fubuki thinks: It's because I'm angry all the time.
	 I've happened to have lines appear between my eyebrows--...
	 I quit being chairman
Fubuki thinks: because I noticed that the busier I get, the more irritated I get.
Fubuki thinks: I want to be a person with a smile that looks good on them like Kobayashi-kun.

Classmates: <excitement>

Hikage: Um-- be quiet!

Board: Seating assignments.

Classmates: Ack--!
	 What number!?  You're kidding, next to you--!

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Hikage: Start moving your stuff when you draw your number...

Fubuki: ....

Classmates: <excitement>

Hikage: You'll disturb the class next door--.  Everyone.  Please, a bit-

Fubuki: <irritation>
Fubuki: <bang, bang>
	 Quiet!!

Classmates: <freeze>

Narration: Her word is law...

Classmates: ...<heart beats>...

Fubuki thinks: <gasp> Whoops!
	 It was a reflex reaction.

Tsubame: <laugh>
	 You're cool Kobayashi-san!

Hikage: Uh, um Tsubame-sensei!

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Tsubame: Hm?
	 Piece of cake. No problem.

Hikage: Are these all the printouts for contact information?  There don't seem to be enough...

Fubuki thinks: Calm down.  Calm...

Tsubame: Nothing else.
	 <chortle>

Hikage thinks: ...why can't I believe him?
Hikage: Well then next...

Yamato: <laugh>......

Classmates: <excitement>

Kengo: <clatter>
Kengo thinks: Uh, Kobayashi-

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Paper: <crush>
	 Term-
	 Informa-

Yamato: <laugh>............

<flame noise>

Yamato: ......Alright......!
	 Bring it on!!

Label: The Fighter Kobayashi-kun.

<flame noise>

Hikage: Kobayashi-kun, please sit in your seat.

Kengo: ....ah-hah
	 .........

Paper: New term schedule

Classmates: <excitement>

Hikage: Um, Ch... Fubuki-chan,

Fubuki: No.

Hikage: Trade me-- I'm really not chairman material--

Fubuki: You'll get used to it soon.

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Hikage: But--...

Classmates: <running>
	 Hey, hey CHAIRMAN--!

Hikage: What?

Classmate: Oh, sorry, I goofed!
	 I meant Fubuki-chan.

Hikage: ......

Fubuki: What is it?
Fubuki thinks: Sorry Hikage...

Classmate: I got some information on Tsubame-sensei!
Classmate: "Tsubame Kobayashi, age: 27, birthday: September 9th, Virgo, blood type: O, height: 175cm, three sizes: s.e.c.r.e.t."

[Translators note: three sizes= bust, waist, hips]

Tsubame: Don't call me Yan-san, ok.

Narration: (laugh)

Classmate: "Hasn't had a girlfriend for 2 years.  Currently lives alone.  And, of course, he's single"
	 His favorite foods are cheesed cod and salted squid guts.

Fubuki: .........you investigated him?
	 That's-

Classmates: No way.
	 ...somehow he arbitrarily gave...
	 Right?

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Fubuki: He's the type that bothers me...  Yeah, he's like *that guy*.
	 Hm.

Chihiro: <meow>--
	 Who would that be--?
	 <cuddle>

Fubuki: ...that would of course...
Fubuki: be you, you sadist!!
	 Don't stand behind me--

Chihiro: <dodge>
	 Whoah.
Chihiro: You're scary, Fubuki-chan.
	 <grin>

Fubuki: ......

Classmates: <excited scream>

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Fubuki thinks: ......I see.
Fubuki: !

Classmates: <excited screams>

Chihiro: What? Are you fascinated by my looks?
	 That's unusual--

Fubuki: Stupid!
Fubuki thinks: This guys that way too.
Fubuki thinks: Even though he's always pulling pranks,
	 people don't decide to hate him
	 because of that unending smile.

Chihiro: That's because my smile itself is a trap.

Fubuki thinks: --casually glancing around,
Fubuki thinks: I think the number of smiles in this class have increased.
	 That kid and
	 that kid as well.

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Kengo: Even if you're... suddenly eating now-

Yamato: Hm?
	 <gulp, gulp>

Fubuki thinks: Really, on occasion
	 even that Kengo Kobayashi shows a smile.
Fubuki thinks: Smiles are contagious.

Kengo thinks: Doesn't it just make your bones tougher?
	 But, I can't say it.
Kengo: You've got a mustache.

Yamato: <pop>

Fubuki thinks: This is definitely Kobayashi-kun's doing.

~~~~
Fubuki thinks: <heart beat>...
	 ...can I too
	 smile like that?

Sign: Girls' Restroom

<crowd noise>

Fubuki thinks: --come on...
	 <grin>--
	 It's not cute like that.
	 There's something wrong with it.

Students: <talking>
	 Argh-- My house is today, I'm so nervous--
	 Don't worry, it's only about 10 minutes.

Fubuki thinks: Whoopsie.

Student: But my parents will probably say something unnecessary.

Fubuki: This conversation...
	 Hm?

Student: <chuckle> It's such a pain.  Teachers visiting your home!

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Fubuki: !
Fubuki: Argh--!?
	 <run>

Students: What the-
	 !?

Fubuki thinks: I thought I was forgetting something!!
Fubuki: The home visits!!  Home visits!!

Tsubame: Huh?

Fubuki: Haven't the other classes started them 2 days ago--!

Tsubame: <chortle>
	 Really?
	 Now that you mention it, they may have mentioned it in the staff meeting or did they.
Fubuki: Sensei--

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Tsubame: Hm-- these printouts here and...

Hikage thinks: What a messy desk...

Fubuki: Please hurry up.  Goodness!!

Tsubame: Oh!
	 Got it!?
Tsubame: Pika**u--

Narration: An imitation of the voice which doesn't sound much like it.

Tsubame: <stick>
	 Here.
Tsubame: You can have this sticker that came with some things I picked up.

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Hikage: Ch-ch-ch-ch-chairman!!  Chairman, control yourself!
	 <gasping scream>--
	 Somebody--
	 <pulling>...

Fubuki: -- -- --

Tsubame: <laugh> Isn't Hikage-kun the CHAIRMAN--?
	 Ha-ha, you got it wrong--

<school chimes>

Hikage: Um--... about the teacher-home visits-

Narration: Serious.

Hikage: As we requested yesterday, did you ask about your guardian's schedules--?

Classmates: Yes.

Magazine: Horoscope
	 4
	 Today's destin-
	 Lucky-
	 100 people-

Chihiro: There's bad luck in store today for Pisces.
	 <giggle>

Yamato: <tremble>

Magazine: Horoscope

Yamato: <scream>!?

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Yamato: Stop it!  Chihiro-kun!!
	 Today of all days-  Today of all days-

Chihiro: What?  Was there something happening today?

Hikage: Tsu- Tsubame-sensei, please arrange your schedule with the guardian's surveys in mind.
	 With the addresses and a map as well.

Tsubame: Hm-- You guys, Hikage-kun, are rather serious aren't you--
	 <flip, flip>

Hikage: So,
	 <heart beats>
	 If possible, right away...
	 ok, but...

Tsubame: .........

Narration: Tired of it.

Hikage: <whimper>

Tsubame: <spacing>

Hikage: This isn't, this isn't the class chairpeople's job, right!?

Fubuki: ...at this rate the schedule for the new school year is going to be demolished.  We can't let 2-A alone be behind on lessons...
	 Dang it--
Fubuki thinks: Miraculously............... I endured it.

Pencil: <snap>

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Fubuki thinks: I haven't snapped... I haven't snapped yet.
	 I'm getting more lines between my eyebrows...
	 ...pathetic.
Fubuki thinks: There's my "smile plan" I finally quit being chairman to start.

Tsubame: La la-la.

Fubuki thinks: That Tsubame guy's--!!

Sign: Boys
	 Physical examinations
	 <-

<crowd noises>...

Nurse: Kengo Kobayashi 179.7cm

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Kengo thinks: Seems I've grown again...

Nurse: Ok, next.
	 172.5cm, right.

Yamato: <heart beats>

Kengo: ......

Nurse: Oh.  Kobayashi-kun.

Yamato: Hi.
	 Merci.
	 Please go ahead.
Yamato thinks: Ok!  Here we go!
	 <heart beats>
	 <fist>
Yamato thinks: <heart beats>
	 <carefully>
	 Do your best Yamato!!

Narration: Do your best at what.

Nurse: Your legs are crossed, please put them straight-- Kobayashi-kun.

Narration: (laugh)

Yamato: <heart beats>
	 Ok.

Nurse: Umm-

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Nurse and Chihiro: Yamato Kobayashi-kun 149.8cm.

Narration: <-Stereo.

Nurse: Well now.

Author's note*
	 It's just a hallucination that Kobayashi-kun at times appears only 2 heads tall.
	 Pay no attention to the nitty(?) details and please enjoy the story.

Narration: <-Under construction

Chihiro: Liar.
	 We'll have to fix the profile in volume 1.
	 <giggle, giggle, giggle>

Book: The Extra Kobayashi-kun 1

Narration: Chihiro 177.5cm.

Yamato: It's not a lie!  I was 150.1cm!!
	 It's true!!
Yamato: Sensei! Nurse... sensei!!  Today's, today's a bad day.  Measure me again tomorrow--
	 <howl>
	 Pisces are having bad luck.

Nurse: Ko-
	 Kobayashi-kun......

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Yamato: <howl>
Yamato: <howl>

Kengo: P-
	 pardon us.........

Yamato: <howl>

Narration: Taking him along.

Hikage: This is the daily schedule for the home visits.
	 And here's a map.  The route and times.
Hikage: We contacted the guardians this afternoon so please hurry and go around today!

Tsubame: Yeah.
	 Good work.

Hikage thinks: <sigh> done--
	 <stagger>...

Tsubame: Today?
Tsubame: .....

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Tsubame: Hm,
	 Oh well.

Kengo: Ch......
	 Er, I mean
	 Kobayashi-
	 ...You look plowed under.

Fubuki: <slump>
	 Huh--?
Fubuki: Oh, Kengo Kobayashi--

Kengo: Er-

Fubuki: That Tsubame jerk--  He's even showing up in my dreams while I nap!!
Fubuki: Besides for a homeroom teacher--...
	 <grumble, grumble>

Kengo: CHAIRMAN.

Fubuki: Hm?
	 What?

~~~~
Fubuki: Oh.
	 <gasp>!

Kengo: .........

Fubuki: -- -- --

Kengo: <snicker>
Kengo: ...you're not supposed to reply.

Fubuki thinks: ... will I too-

~~~~~~~~
Fubuki thinks: be able to smile like that?
Fubuki: Morning--

<door noise>

Classmates: Oh!  Fubuki-chan, there're problems!
	 <crowd noise>...
Classmate: Tsubame-sensei didn't come to our houses yesterday!

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Fubuki: --none of them!?

Classmates: So it seems.
	 <crowd noise>
	 Isn't it cruel!?
	 My parents went out of their way to take off work and wait--!?
	 We couldn't leave the house at all!

Fubuki: Hikage!

Hikage: <gasping scream>
	 My stomach hurts.
	 I-
	 I gave it to him!  I definitely made sure of it!!

Classmate: Um, Ch-... Vice chairman!  Actually I... saw Tsubame-sensei in a certain place at that time.
Classmate: It- it wasn't conspicuous so I'm probably not wrong...

Fubuki: Where?

Classmate: A Mo......

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Classmate: A "Mo*ning Musume" Campaign Meeting...

Narration: Morning Mu*ume
	 How many are there now.

[Z's N: A very popular band composed of many singing and dancing girls (9 to 15 depending on how many leave and how many new members enter)]
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Label: Fubuki's vision.

Narration: The old fashioned groupie fashions are Fubuki's version.

Banner: Mo*n-

Fubuki: <snap>
Fubuki: He's an idol gr**pie...

Classmate: An idol **oupie...

Fubuki: .........Hikage......

Hikage: <heart beat>
	 Ye-yeah.

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Fubuki: It's arbitrary but......... mind if I go back to being chairman...?

Hikage: <gasp>!
	 Of- of course.
	 Go ahead.

Fubuki thinks: ...what's with the
Fubuki thinks: "think of me as your father"?  This is......

Tsubame: <chuckle>

Narration: <- However he's the least cute.

Fubuki thinks: There's just 1 more child !  That's the worst!

Narration: (laugh)

Fubuki thinks: My smile plan......
Fubuki: -- -- <grrr>...

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Fubuki: I've got it!!  I'll have to straighten him out!?
	 Somebody go get Tsubame!!

Classmates: <gasping scream>

Hikage: ...I
	 <sigh>--
	 I'm saved.........

Yamato: Fubuki-chan...

Kengo: Mustache-
	 <snicker>

Narration: Will Fubuki's troubled day's continue!?
Narration: Go go Tsubame-sensei!  Next time will be perfect too Tsubame-sensei!

Tsubame: Ichii-chan was cute--
	 La la.


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