The Extra Kobayashi-kun Volume 5 Chapter 24 p74 Translated: Soffey Lyons Do not use without permission. Please remember to support the authors by buying the original releases or licensed translations! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: Character: Dialogue [translator's note] ------------------------------------------------------------------- Fubuki: ...Tsubame-sensei? Tsubame: ...... Fubuki: ! Tsubame: Ow. Fubuki: Just now! You were approaching somnolence, weren't you. Narration: (laugh) Tsubame: I'm awake. Oh!? You really use complicated speech-- Fubuki-san! You're smart. Tsubame and Fubuki: ~~~~ Tsubame: So? What were we talking about? Fubuki thinks: -- -- this...... Fubuki: The. Home. Visits!!! Tsubame: Oh! Yeah. Yamato: One of tomorrow's home visits is Kengo-kun's house, right? How nice-- Are you really going along Fubuki-chan!? ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: Yeah. Kengo: Uh. Fubuki: This time I'm not going to let our teacher run away. You wanna go too Kobayashi-kun? Yamato: Yea. I'll go-- Classmates: Huh-- Kengo-kun's house!? -- Sounds like fun. Kengo: Wai... Chairman. ...seriously? Classmates: How nice. Take me too-- I want to see Kengo-kun's family-- Fubuki: I'm just going as a guard! It's not to play. Chihiro: My, Kengo-kun, is there some secret at your house that you don't want known? Label: Chii-san the devil. Book: Trap Poem Collection. Kengo: --get lost. Kengo: ...... Fubuki thinks: .........thanks to our new homeroom teacher Tsubame-sensei ~~~~ Fubuki thinks: my Fubuki: ............ Fubuki thinks: "smile plan" has been temporarily postponed... Fubuki: Argh. Good grief. Fubuki thinks: The lines between my eyebrows-- Fubuki thinks: I've got a lousy personality. I've been yelling all morning... I regret it a bit. Fubuki thinks: At least if that easy-going, optimistic, lazy teacher was a bit more steady... Tsubame: ......so to increase the beta-carotene absorption you need to intake oil with the food. ~~~~~~~~ Tsubame: Speaking of examples of foods children hate, it's a treasure house of vitamin A! Carrots! Right. You guessed it. Book: Home Ec. Board: Nutrition- 1) Carbohydrates -- 4) Vi- org- 5) Water Tsubame: For the sake of your body, of course you shouldn't be picky...... ...but you're probably tired of hearing that? Don't tell me I sound old. (laugh) Tsubame: ...but seriously, if you start living alone and have extremely unhealthy eating habits, you'll start noticing. Tsubame: For one thing you'll have more cavities! ! Chihiro: Tsubame: Also, you'll catch cold more easily --the body's honest. ~~~~ Tsubame: "Eat without being picky", "easy on the smoking", "wear a seat belt while driving". Book: Home Ec. Tsubame: --they're all obvious statements, right? The trouble is the tendency is "you don't notice how serious it is till you experience it". Tsubame: It's not "for someone's sake". Fubuki thinks: ......huh... Tsubame: It's "all for your sake" ...ok. ...hm. ~~~~~~~~ Classmate: Teacher......? Tsubame: .........however ... Studying is like carrots- Tsubame: It's good for you, you've gotta eat it. Narration: (laugh) Tsubame: Classmates: ...you're Moritaka!!? So it's an idol imitation thing!! Narration: (laugh) Tsubame: You guys are cruel! You trying to deny a page of my adolescence? Fubuki thinks: This idol gr*upie!! To think I almost fixed my view of him... And this-- Narration: --about that idol groupie Tsubame Kobayashi-sensei (unmarried) ~~~~ Narration: a certain suspicion arose--...... Classmates: Huh......? Tsubame-sensei dropped a picture just now...... It's probably a picture of an idol. Where. Where? Classmates: Hey...... Wait! Picture: Miho-chan and together Classmate: you're kidding, is this...... ~~~~~~~~ Chihiro: I see a child. Classmates: Yeah? Fubuki: A c- h- i- l- d!? Hikage: I... I see-- Yeah. Yeah. Classmates: If you think about it, it's not strange...... right? The teacher's already 27... Yeah. Narration: 2-A trying to understand. Classmates: Oh no! I'll have to add it to the Tsubame data file! 'Has a daughter'. Kozue-chan... There was probably something that happened. ~~~~ Lady: With you around this girl won't grow up right! Baby: Tsubame: Please wait-- Narration: Imagination. Classmates: It's likely...!! Narration: (laugh) Classmate: ..................a little while ago when I brought the picture to our teacher... Classmate: Um, she's a cute girl. Tsubame: ......I can't meet her often...... Classmates: ...he isn't allowed to meet her...!! Narration: (explosive laugh) Classmates: It's likely... It's about right...! With that guy... Fubuki: Really......? ......That's impossible...... Classmates: ... Yamato: Fubuki-chan... ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: Like THAT'S A FATHER...!!? It's the end of the world...!! Narration: (laugh) Fubuki: A father is, should be the pillar of a household! To be feared and admired......... or even if you don't go that far, someone who should be respected by the family...! Yamato: Fu...Fubuki-chan? Fubuki: Even getting it wrong, being scolded by me, a high schooler and skipping home visits to go see "Morning Musume" shouldn't happen--!! Hikage: N...now now Chairman. Hikage: It might unexpectedly be that kind of thing? Right. ~~~~ Hikage: I mean, my dad's pretty sloppy. Classmates: Oh, mine too-- Yeah. You said it! Dad's everywhere don't have any dignity-- Classmates: --thinking like that, Fubuki's dad must be really strict. Fubuki thinks: ......that's... Fubuki thinks: that's not right.........though- ... Tsubame: Yee-ha-- Tsubame: Fubuki-san. Fubuki-san. ~~~~~~~~ Tsubame: This is painful. ... Tsubame: er rather, everyone's looking. Fubuki: Tough! You'll just run away. Jerk. Passengers: Fubuki thinks: A "dad" huh...... Yamato: Teacher, have a seat-- Tsubame: You're nice Kobayashi-kun. Fubuki thinks: He treasure's his daughter's picture... I'm sure he wants to meet her. Yamato: Yea. Kengo-kun's town-- Chihiro: Hey, so this place is a well-known producer of baseball idiots-- Narration: (laugh) Fubuki: Since when's the sadist-!? ~~~~ Fubuki: Hikage, the number? Tsubame: ..... Voices: Hikage: Um 3 choume 1... Voices: Hikage: Made it! We're here. Yamato: -- My heart's pounding. Kengo: --you guys actually came along? Yamato: Kengo-kun!! The real one-- ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: Oh good! Is your mom here? Yamato: Yea. Kengo: Yeah... Hikage: Alright! And it's perfect timing! Label: The cormorant fisherman's cormorant. Fubuki: Ok, get going. Be back in 10 minutes! Tsubame: ..... Chihiro: Then I'll go ahead. Kengo: ...wait! Not you! Chihiro: Don't be stingy-- Kengo-kun. It's obvious you've got a fun secret in your house. Kengo: ...stay, idiot! Kengo: ......... Fubuki: Hm. ~~~~ Tsubame: Then, pardon me-- Fubuki thinks: ? ...what the? Narration: ...10 minutes later. Fubuki: Tsubame-sensei!! You didn't do anything rude to them did you!? Spilled your tea! Hid the shoes! Tsubame: Wha!? Kengo: Went in with your shoes on! Hugged them instead of greeting them! Chihiro: Shot lasers from your eyes--? Narration: (laugh) Tsubame: ...what nationality do you guys think I am...? Classmates: Alien? Gnome. Sushi maker. Kengo thinks: Gracious...... so nothing ended up happening... Fubuki: Well! The next visit's location... um- Let's go-- Tsubame: -- Shingo: Hey bro!! ~~~~~~~~ Kengo: Shingo...... Classmates: Br- brother... Yamato: Does that mean- Classmates: His younger brother!? They look alike-- Fubuki: H... how cute. How cute. Shingo: ? What the? These guys- Creepy. ~~~~ Shingo: Don't go around with these kinds of careless guys! Bro, lately you haven't even been as intense as usual. You used to be cool as a hard-liner! Kengo: ..................Shingo. Stop-- Narration: <- The older brother who has fallen thanks to Himawari High School. (laugh) Yamato: Pleased to meet you! We're... you're older brother's... Shingo: ...what ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GRADE are you in? Chihiro: Shingo: I beat a 6th grader today! Keep watching, soon I'll be bigger than my brother! Fubuki: Huh--? You'll get bigger--? Fubuki: Too bad-- It'd be a loss if you get like the old man-- Shingo: B- b- bro, what's with this girl--!? Kengo thinks: ...that's why I was opposed. ~~~~~~~~ Shingo: L- let go! What'd you guys come for- Fubuki: Oh! That's right! Fubuki: Actually I'm raising a Tsubame at the end of this rope. [Translator's note: Tsubame = swallow] Narration: (laugh) Fubuki: Wanna see? Shingo: ? Tsubame: Fubuki thinks: ...he did it!! Fubuki: Find Tsubame--!! Classmates: Fubuki: Why didn't anyone notice!? Kengo! You look too! Kengo: I know. Shingo: ......? ~~~~ Fubuki thinks: Dang it--! He was coming along quietly so I got careless! A big blunder!! Classmates: Over here!? Not here. Fubuki thinks: Good grief. We don't even have a direction where... --the teacher- Fubuki thinks: A place the teacher wants to go... Fubuki thinks: Got it. Fubuki: ......pre-school...! Hikage: Huh? ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki thinks: It must be there...! Voices: Fubuki: --Teacher! Tsubame: Hm? Fubuki: ~~~~ Fubuki: If you want to meet your daughter that much first be responsible as a teacher! Classmates: Fubuki: Even you understand, right? Like this... you won't ever be able to go back to your daughter. Fubuki: As a father, don't worry your kid!! ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki: ...think of those left behind! Tsubame: F- father- Tsubame: Who is? Huh? ~~~~ Tsubame: The kid in the picture is my older sister's daughter, in other words, my niece. Isn't she cute? Tsubame: Anytime she sees my face she cries so my sister doesn't let me meet her-- Label: Older sister. Sister: Tsubame! Don't come to this house anymore. Hikage thinks: Try taking off the sunglasses... Yamato: So it was ripped for? Kengo: No reason it seems... Tsubame: I know my niece goes to a pre-school somewhere around here. So I thought perhaps-- Chihiro: What, and here I thought you had dangerous hobbies. Yamato: ? Kengo: Me too. Tsubame: How rude! I'm purely an idol fan!? I'm not the kind of teacher that would do things to little kids! Chihiro: But you did look suspicious. ~~~~~~~~ Tsubame: ...even so, I'm surprised-- Fubuki: I'm truly sorry! Tsubame: Yeah, it's ok. It's ok. Don't worry about it. Fubuki: But hitting you over a misunderstanding--... I'm such a-- Tsubame: ! Fubuki-san, I'm always worrying you-- There's no helping it. Tsubame: .........It's just a bit .........like you don't have breathing room. Tsubame: No, I always- Fubuki remember: "--hey sis" Tsubame: only see you scowling I think. ~~~~ Fubuki remembers: "you're always angry aren't you". "Huh?" "You're kidding." Fubuki remembers: "...am I that angry?" Fubuki thinks: Oh, ow. Fubuki thinks: I don't intend that. Fubuki: .........I'm sorry-- Yamato: Fubuki-chan? Fubuki thinks: How embarrassing. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki thinks: "My smile plan". ~~~~ Tsubame: By the way, haven't we forgotten something? Classmates: Argh!!? The home visits--!! Fubuki thinks: ...I--... I regret it. I sympathized with Tsubame-sensei... ...I was wrong. ~~~~~~~~ Fubuki thinks: 27 years old...huh. Fubuki thinks: --That's the same age my dad died-- Label: Kengo's mother. Kengo's mother: What a funny guy-- That teacher peels each layer of the baumkuchen with his front teeth and eats it! Narration: (laugh) Kengo's mother: Kengo thinks: ...so exactly what nationality is he? That guy... Shingo: Bro, what's with that girl!? what is she to you!? Hey. Hey. Narration: ...the rest on the following pages. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do not use this translation without permission! Find more translations at: http://www.zaha.net/shoujo/morio/kobayashi/kobayashi.html -------------------------------------------------------------------