The Extra Kobayashi-kun

Volume 5  ~Persistence!  Teacher-Home Visits Trap Special~  p167

Translated: Soffey Lyons
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Book: World Trap Picture Book Series (1)
	 Trap Riding Hood

Narration: A certain day, Red Riding Hood was sent to visit his grandmother
	 who lived in the woods.

<School chimes>

Tsubame: --is it ok?

~~~~~~~~
Hikage: The map?

Tsubame: Got it--

Hikage: You sure you're ok by yourself?

Tsubame: I'm ok.  I'm ok--
	 <chuckle>

Sign: At the moment, the picture is a bit confused.  Please wait a moment.
	 Under construction.
Sign: Take 2

Tsubame: <laugh>
	 I can go by myself--  It's just teacher-home visits--
	 Hikage-kun you're a worrywart--

Hikage: But...

Sign: His first errand. (laugh)

Fubuki: <irritated>
	 ...Tsubame-sensei!
Fubuki: This time please don't run away in the middle of it!  Ok.
	 <smile>

~~~~
Fubuki: You want to continue being a teacher, right...?  So go work your hardest at your job!
	 Understand!?

Tsubame: <howl>
Tsubame: Tsubame's scared...
	 <shuffle, shuffle>

Hikage: There, there.

Tsubame thinks: ...the Chairman, Fubuki-san, is smart and she always says strict things to me.

Hikage: Oh yeah!  The last visit today is...
	 THAT!
Hikage: Chihiro Kobayashi-kun's house!
	 Take care!  I repeat, please be careful!!
	 It's dangerous.

Book: Drippy Trap
	 Actually not drippy

Tsubame: Ok.

Narration: Red Riding Hood's hood was big and that last warning didn't reach his ears.

Hikage: Chairman!

~~~~~~~~
Chihiro: ............

Book: Drippy Trap
	 Today as well
	 Stretching out

Tsubame thinks: The weather's good, a perfect day for errands.

Narration: Although it is after school.

Tsubame thinks: And I don't have a collar today!

Narration: (laugh)

Tsubame: How pleasant.  How pleasant.
	 La.
	 La-la.

<Door chimes>

Tsubame thinks: Then,

Sign: Mukai

Yuri: <opens door>
	 Yes.  Oh!  Tsubame-sensei, come in.

~~~~
Tsubame thinks: to begin with, the first visit's the house of the cutest girl in the class.
	 Her mother's cute too.  I'm lucky--
	 <nervous>

Mother: Thanks for taking care of Yuri--

Yuri: Teacher, come on up--

Tsubame thinks: What am I hiding.
Tsubame thinks: When I came to my new job at this school, Yuri-chan's was the first name I remembered.
	 2nd [Fubuki]
	 3rd [Yamato]
	 (Due to the impact)
	 4th [Hikage]
	 (out of necessity)
	 5th and more
	 (arbitrarily)

Mother: Well, here.

Narration: Baumkuchen

Tsubame: .........
Tsubame thinks: They showed up the previous day at the large Kobayashi-kun's house too...... I seriously remembered.

Face: Kengo-kun

Kengo: Come on...

Narration: <-He doesn't remember the face.

Tsubame thinks: Actually! I-
	 <bite>

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Tsubame thinks: I have a bit of confidence regarding Baumkuchen!!

Narration: (laugh)

Tsubame: <scrape, scrape>
	 <turn, turn>
	 <scrape, scrape, scrape>

Yuri and mother: <excited scream>!!  Impressive!!
	 Wow--

Tsubame: <chew, chew>

Yuri and mother: <excited scream>
	 <clapping>
	 What, what!?  Just now--
	 That was great.
Tsubame thinks: ...they liked it!
	 Feels great!
Tsubame thinks: Thinking about it later, at this time I'd already wandered into the trap maze forest HE'd set up...
Tsubame: My specialty.

Yuri and mother: Encore!  Encore!!

Sign: <- Forest of Traps
	 1 chome

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Tsubame thinks: Then, the 2nd visit, somebody-kun's house.

Narration: <- He doesn't remember.

Tsubame: <burp>

<Door chimes>

Person: Yes.

Narration: Baumkuchen

Tsubame: .........
	 ...<burp>
Tsubame thinks: The 3rd visit-
	 .........The fourth visit-
Tsubame thinks: What is the meaning of this!?
	 I wonder, was there a sale locally?
	 Even I sort of wanted to go home.

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Student: Teacher?

Tsubame: <gasp>
Tsubame thinks: I mustn't!!
	 As a pro!!

Narration: (laugh)

Tsubame: <chomp, chomp, chomp>

Narration: What kind of pro.

Family: Hooray!

Tsubame thinks: .........
Tsubame: <burp>...
Tsubame thinks: It's my limit...
Tsubame thinks: What'll I do if the same thing shows up at the last house...!
	 Should I run.

Narration: Red Riding Hood, feeling discouraged, wanted to return home.  However, if he went home like this, his terrifying parent would scold him for it.

Fubuki: Don't come home till you sell all the matches!

Narration: That would be the little matchstick girl.

Little Lassie: <bark, bark>

Chihiro: --My, teacher!  Aren't you feeling well?

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Chihiro: Mom told me to come meet you.

Tsubame: ...hey!  This is...

Narration: The rather refreshing-kun appears.

Tsubame: If it isn't Kobayashi...kun!
	 <mumble, mumble>

Chihiro: This is Little Lassie.

Little Lassie: <bark>! <bark>

Tsubame: Hi Little Lassie.
	 <thud>
Tsubame thinks: ...with this my path of flight has been blocked...

Chihiro: Then, shall we go?
	 <smile>

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Tsubame: <blush>
Tsubame thinks: Oh?  Like this, I might be able to anticipate a rather pretty mother.
Tsubame: La-la.
	 <chuckle>

Chihiro: <evil laugh>...

Narration: Red Riding Hood
	 has been completely fooled by the wolf's mask.

Chihiro: Go!
Chihiro: Oh, Little Lassie--

Little Lassie: <bark, bark>
	 <run>

Tsubame thinks: Oh, here it is-

Sign: Kobayashi

Chihiro: <laugh>
	 Cut it out.

Little Lassie: <bark, bark>

~~~~
<door bell>

Tsubame: <heart beats>
	 <drooling laugh>

Woman: Yes--

Tsubame imagines: Teacher, how nice.
	 Teacher-
Tsubame: <heart beats>
	 Oh dear-
	 Tsubame 'll be troubled.

<door opens>

Tsubame: Are you his mother!?
	 Um, I'm from Himawari High...

Woman: Yes?
	 Who are you?

Narration: Normal.

Tsubame: ....................................

Woman: Are you ok!?

Tsubame: ...no, my stomach's a bit...

Chihiro: Ok!  Little Lassie, let's hurry home!
	 La-la.

Little Lassie: <bark>!

Crows: <cawing>

Sign: Chihiro Kobayashi's house.
	 Pets allowed.

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Chihiro: ...what are you doing? Teacher-

Tsubame: -- -- ......I- I've had reoccurring damage on top of a weak stomach...
	 <hurl>--
Tsubame thinks: The elevator--

Chihiro: We're here.

<door opens>

Mahiro: <turn>
	 Chihiro!  You took so long I was getting worried!
Mahiro: ...that's Kobayashi-sensei?
Mahiro: <smile>
	 Pleased to meet you.  I'm Chihiro's mother.

Sign: Mahiro Kobayashi
	 (age unknown)
	 Manager of a cosmetics salon

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Tsubame: Bravo--

Mahiro: <laugh>

Tsubame: Well now!  What a wonderful mother!  Right!  Young man!
	 <excited screams>

Mahiro: I'll go prepare some tea.

Chihiro: Isn't that nice.
	 I'm Chihiro.

Tsubame: <sniff>
	 ...hm?  Something smells nice.

Mahiro: <chuckle>
	 You noticed?
	 My house has a motto "the food is complete!!"

<door opens>

Tsubame: Huh?

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Sign: On the [crossed out: campground] (<-Balcony)
	 Let's make Baumkuchen!!
	 (enough for 15 people)
	 1) Mix 1kg flour and 600g butter.
	 2) Separate 60 egg yolks (mix with 500g sugar) from the whites, mix each thoroughly.
	 3) Mix 1) and 2).
	 4) Above the barbeque grill, place a bamboo pole.
	    While turning the bamboo,
	    Place 3) around the bamboo and cook.
	 5) As it browns, turn it over.
	 6) Repeat.

Mahiro: It's difficult to get the central bamboo out!

Narration: Red Riding hood was shot in the back

Tsubame: <bang>
	 <gasp>

Narration: by the hunter whom he thought came to help.

~~~~
Tsubame: Uh...
	 Uh-
	 Um,
	 I.........

Chihiro: <rustle, rustle>
	 --well then!
Chihiro: How about a snack?  Want some?  Shall I give you some?
	 <opens bag>

Tsubame thinks: !!
	 That.
Tsubame: Ah!!  I'd really like some of that......!!

Chihiro: <toss>
	 Here.

Tsubame: <chomp>

Little Lassie: !?

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Chihiro: <sigh> Teacher,
	 that's Little Lassie's dog food, ok?
	 Hey--

Little Lassie thinks: This guy took it.

Tsubame: <swallow>

Mahihro: Chihiro!  Lend a hand!

Chihiro: <sigh>  Goodness--

Little Lassie thinks: You took it!
Little Lassie: <grrr>...

Tsubame: I ate dog food...

Narration: ...Red Riding Hood looks like he'll never get out of the trap forest.


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